Must Read: THE FIRST DAY I TOAST A GIRL

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: THE FIRST DAY I TOAST A GIRL

. Ojoto:you are asking me,what do i mean?.guy no be you dey fine girl friend?no be you tell me say you wan bleep? Dat you are tire of been a virgn..me:i told you now but not anyhow girl.you know say,i take ogechi as my sister.i no fit bleep her now.ojoto:oya stay there now.i just say make i help you code am you just dey dey do like person wey drink kerosine.no be you tell me say you love her?me:the love wey i get for her na agape.ojoto:agape love for dis our generation? E be like say malaria don dey affect ur brain.me:guy forget dat thing.she ask about you now.she even tld me say she go visit me soon.ojoto:when! Me:e never talk the day wey she go come*******incoming call in my phone*******ojoto:who be dat?**********i checked my phone and its an unknown number*********me:na unknown number oooo.e be like say na dat number wey call me for morning.ojoto:pick am now,if na im,ginger her and know who she is ok.no do like say you dey fear.me:ohk…**********i picked it the call**** me:hello………who is dis? Unknown caller:hi igwe.how are you doing.me:am doing ok.please who am i talking with? Unknown caller:i called you in the morning…..me:did you explain yoursef?unknown caller:no i didnt.alrite,am mabel the one you meet at the bar the other day*****i was shocked and amazed******hello. Me:hi,waoh!how do you get my number?mabel:your friend ojoto gave me dat day.me:waoh!******i looked at ojoto******ojoto:guy wetin be dat now?i dey fear this your eyes ooo.me:babe how are you doing? Mabel:am ohk…..i want to visit you tommorow evening,i dont know if you will be around……..me:*********i was suprised and i started starmmering because tention was too much on me*********ye…..ye…….ye……..yes.


Mabel:alrite.i will be there ok. Me:you dont even ask me for my address,how will you locate my place.mabel:your friend have told me everything ohk…..me:alrite……i will be expecting you ooo….mabel:no problem****hang up*****i droped my phone.i was a bit confuse.ojoto:enyia,wetin dey happen now?why you come frown your face like dis.********i didnt alter any word******ojoto:but guy dis your face fit pursue witch..talk to me now.wetin happen? Who be the caller….me:guy na mabel oo… Ojoto:mabel? Me:yes. Ojoto:thats good.wetin she talk? Me:she said she go visit me tommorow evening..ojoto:what!…….guy na she go be your first target.no mercy forram.me:what do you mean?….ojoto:you be mumu?when a girl want to visit a guy,wetin dey im mind? Me:i no still get wetin you dey talk……………………………………..