Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 2 - Episode 25

7 years ago

Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 2 - Episode 25

Wow! I wasn’t expecting things to take this turn. It’s likely to get ugly. What’s up with rich folks threatening the poor with lawyers
these days? Whenever Sh*t hits the fan, they call their lawyers. Now John Smith was threatening with one like I couldn’t afford to get a lawyer myself.

Mumu guy, likes he thinks money is my problem.

‘Pro bono’, so… I thought about putting an end to this deal & just get on with my life but then I pictured what that life would be like. I
know life can be easy, and I know opportunity come but once, blah blah blah , just have to make money out of this GAY guy!

I saw modeling as a ticket to the good life, a way out of idleness, a way to catch fun, look good. Now I can’t have that because of a bloody faggot! Don’t get me wrong, I’m not homophobic, even though I don’t like them very much, I believe everyone’s got their life to live & it’s one’s right to live as he pleases, just don’t involve me in your
lifestyle. I’m totally against the unfair treatment currently meted out to the gay
population in our society. I thought the bill passed by the Legislative was against Gay marriages and not copulation? I believe
its nobody’s business where a man chooses to put his J0yst!ck. So why harass these people for what they do privately, in their bedrooms? If
we decide to play the moral or religious card by saying God frowns at their acts then, shouldn’t there be a ban on premarital s*x entirely, be it same s*x or with the opposite s*
x? God frowns at S#xual immorality, period!
We’re just being hypocrites if you ask me. My bane with John Smith isn’t because he’s gay but that he tried to take advantage of me & I don’t forgive easily. I needed to teach him a lesson, if not for myself, then for the sake of other aspiring models out there.

He messed with the wrong cat this time. So I took out my laptop and edited the picture using photo shop, making his face blurry so he couldn’t be identified. I posted the picture
on twitter with the caption:

‘Supermodel! I think @John_Smith should sign this dude to his agency…lol”

Within 3 hours, the picture was trending on twitter. It had gotten loads of retweets & hilarious comments.

Twitter was buzzing! Some tweeps even suggested I exposed the dude.

Then I received a mention that surprised me much. John Smith replied my tweet with the words‘LMAO… Are you serious?’.

I replied immediately saying

‘You bet I am! I’ll even post the real pic so you can see how cute he is’.

My phone rang instantly, It was John Smith calling

ME: Hello

John Smith : What the F**K is wrong with you?

ME: yo John! I was expecting a thank you. I just made you famous on twitter! At least by tomorrow after I expose the real picture, you’ll be a star.

John Smith : You must be crazy young man!

ME: imagine the publicity you’ll get! You’ll probably feature on every entertainment blog

John Smith : Well if you choose to carry on with this insanity, you’ll hear from my lawyers tomorrow

ME: Oh please! The lawyer threats again? I bet your wife would be very supportive and the companies you do business with would be more than…

WTF?! He hung up on me! Now he’s left me no choice. I know this isn’t the most honorable thing to do but then show me 1 wealthy person who got to that position in life by being honourable. When life throws you lemons, you make lemonade right? Well I enjoy mine with a little vodka in it. I saw this as an opportunity & what is it they say about opportunity? It cometh but once. I wasn’t going to let this one chance pass me by.

John Smith must have read my mind because at that instant my phone rang. It was a text message.