Sexcapade Gone Wrong - Season 1 - Episode 4

5 years ago

Sexcapade Gone Wrong - Season 1 - Episode 4

Mr Attarudo

The Tales Of Ozila Laveda And The Bank

I be don they fear infact i wan melt but i nor fit show am because
Lovina they there i have to prove to her that am worthy of her, and luckily as if
God they hear my prayer as the giant they waka come meet me they shout
“who you they call ordinary security man?” me i they waka go back
small small because i they fear those kind people, Laveda move to his
front and start begging him, she put her hand inside her small bumshot
and bring out something she gave it to the man and whisper to him the man look at me
then say “na God save you today oya come pass joor and button that
your jackie chan shirt” Laveda took my hand and we enter inside the
grooving party together, i still they use one eye look back make person no
scatter bottle for my head oh because that head don suffer and you can’t trust a security man.
as we enter everywhere
don they bounce and tables are filled with drinks and snacks, one thing i like about we naija is that we know how to have fun like mad even though money no they afteraall psquare say even though you nor get money they jolly they shake body.

me and Laveda locate one free space so we took chair and move over there to sit down we
sit down for there begin they observe wetin they happen, blue light
everywhere and music blasting from the giant speaker those wey dey
dance they dance while those wey they drink they drink, as for me i
think a bottle of sprite will be enough I guess na 50 naira so e no
go they cost like that oh, where we sit down no shade for there and
three other guys they our front they smoke, and yes one of them they
look Laveda like bushmeat.

Me: i dont like this place.

Lave: why because of the guys?

Me: yes actually.

Lave: oh you dont need to be jealous you know, am not your girlfriend.

Me: am not talking about that i dont like smell of weed. (actually i
feel jealous).

Lave: oh that dont worry they will soon leave after their head don
dey scatter, abeg put hand for pocket mai go buy drink.

Me: wetin you wan drink?

Lave: just give me 1k i will go and buy them.

Me: okay (i put hand for pocket and give her one thousand naira).

Lave: wetin you go drink?

Me: sprite is enough.

Lave: dont fu-Cking tell me that i will buy heineken for you.

Me: na you go drink am oh.

Lave: no na you.

She left me alone and went inside the bar to get drink for both of us,
as she commot those guys wey they look us stand up and come waka meet
me, one of them bend down and ask, “guy na your babe be that?” see as
him mouth they smell weed e be like i wan even vomit self.

Me: no oh no be my babe oh na my coursemate.

Bros: the babe set oh and i been they look her since how we go do am
na? my name na Atarudo na we get this crip.

Me: na simple matter na i go give you her number.

Ata: really?

Me: yes na na simple matter.

Ata: oya na call the number for me.

Me: (i took my phone out and scroll through my contacts i saw hers and
start) 080 i pause when i saw him looking at me.

Ata: continue na.

Me: you nor go write am for book or store for your phone.

Ata: my head na my book oya call am finish.
I called the number for him and he repeat it exactly na there i know
say people wey they smoke weed them they clever die.