Must Read: Honorable Secretary (18+)

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Must Read: Honorable Secretary (18+)

Lust hung heavy in the air.

The two girls on stage were still engrossed with each other and I was torn between watching them and watching the guy beside me getting his J0yst!ck sU-Cked. Japhet was definitely having a good time watching me take in the happenings in the room.

“Enjoying yourself?” he asked smiling.

“Of course I am, who wouldn’t?”

He must have spied the bulge in my trousers because he continued.

“I see you also need some attention. Glad to see you’re flesh and blood too, follow me.”

I did, looking back one last time as I made my exit. The girls on stage had left each other and were now busy sU-Cking two of the other guys.
Another flight of stairs and I followed Japhet into an empty room with a single bed and a cabinet.
He motioned for me to sit on the bed while he picked up a telephone I had not seen hanging on the wall behind the door and made a brief call.
Some minutes later the door opened and another Unclad girl walked in.


“Good evening Sir” she said to both of us in turn.

“Good evening Rosa. How are you?”
“I’m well sir, you?”
“I’m fine too. Pointing at me, he continued. My friend is from Lagos. I want you to give him something to remember Abuja by, something very hot and memorable.”

She smiled, showing a perfect set of white teeth.

“That won’t be a problem sir.”
The smile stayed on her face as she removed my clothing one after the other. She didn’t allow me do anything, not even to untie my shoe laces. She got me Unclad and pushed me back on the bed then went to the cabinet and brought out condoms, came back and methodically unrolled one on my now fully erect J0yst!ck. Then she slowly straddled me. I looked questioningly beyond her to where Japhet stood, still fully clothed and leaning on the wall watching as she began to move up and down but he just nodded and mouthed the word ‘enjoy’.

She bleeped real good, changing gears and grinding her voluptuous butt0ckz as she gave me a dose of Abuja medicine. Not only would she lean back once in a while to handle and caress my balls as she bleeped me, but she would also lean forward to let her b0s0m brush my face. I was doing absolutely nothing, just lying down there and enjoying being bleeped real good. I glanced at Japhet once in a while, wondering if he would change his mind but the dude didn’t even have an erection. He just stood there, staring in a disinterested sort of way as I acted as Rosa’s okada until I came.

Much later on our way back to the hotel I asked him about it.

“Don’t worry about that bro, I wasn’t feeling in the mood tonight. The objective was to ensure you had fun on your last night in Abuja and I’m happy you did.”

“Okay then. Thank you once again, for everything.”

“Don’t mention it.”

There was however something unsettling in his explanation.

We said our goodbyes the next morning and exchanged cards before heading out, me to the Airport and him back to town.

Lagos and its madness hit me square in the face after the tranquility of Abuja. It had been just a week but the difference was marked, a million bikes, a billion yellow buses and the innumerable people hurrying to nowhere.

I was chilling at home late in the evening when Karishika’s sms came in.

‘Welcome back. Hope your trip was fine. See you on Monday.’

The witch definitely had a monitoring spirit.
I had to go out to buy a bulb to replace the burnt one in the kitchen. On my way back home from Garuba’s place my phone rang and it was Mrs Ayiri.

“Hello Seke,”

“Hello madam.”

“Seeke!!! Diaris Gooduo, where have you been?”

“I’ve been out of town madam. How have you been?”

“I know you’ve been out of town na, I know you came back this afternoon sef. My sources are always on point Seke, don’t try awon goons mi.”

“Is that so madam?”

“Yes o. What did you bring back?”

“Well, it was a work trip….”

“Before you start telling stories that touch, I will manage preek. Abi you left that one too back there.”


I let the question slide.

“You don’t want to answer abi? Don’t worry Seke, you will share the gala whether you like it or not. After you give the gala, you go sU-Ck the b0s0m.”

Her laughter rang loud and long and I just waited for her to finish.

“Seriously sha Seke, I’ve missed you.”

“Really? Who would’ve thought?”

“Seke abeg bone all this grammar, when we dey see? Kpekus don miss your sharwama and body dey do person tinrinrin.”

“I’m afraid I’ll have to get back to you on that.”

“Haba Seke.”

“True madam, before the end of tomorrow I will.”

“Okay o, think am well sha.”

I was actually in a dilemma as to whether to continue chooking madam considering that Japhet had been so nice to me in Abuja and all that. Don’t get me wrong, I liked free congo just like every other guy but ever since I put a face to the person, being assistant daddy sort of became a little disconcerting.
PING!

DD: Ajala travel, LOL. How was Abuja?

Me: Abuja was fine; it was an opportunity to chill from Lagos and una wahala.

DD: Oh yeah? And Bleep all those Uni Abuja babes I guess.

Me: Naaaaa. You know I don’t roll like that. Moreso, I left my preek in Lagos.

DD: Indeed!!! Anyways, hope you brought kilishi.

Me: I brought something nasty. Big cylindrical something, you only get the sweetness when it’s touching the back of your throat. LOL. People who know better call it Kondo!

DD: Gerrarahere! Ashewo ten ten kobo. Shebi you said you left it in Lagos ni.

Me: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

DD: Anyways, let’s fix a date for me to collect the kondo. You know they say spare the rod and spoil the child, I don’t wanto spoil.

Me: See who is talking spoilt. Don’t worry sha, soon.

DD: Okay, soon. Talk to you later.
Toyin was unaware of the price I had to pay just to keep our indiscretion from tearing the meal ticket, ignorance is total bliss. I settled back into the rhythm of work, glad to be back in familiar surroundings.

“Welcome back Sir, hope your vacation was fine?”

I looked up from work and saw Susan standing before my table.

“Thanks, although it was work not vacation. How have you been?

“Fine Sir. I just said I should come and say hello to you since it’s been a while, you didn’t even let me know you were travelling.”

“It was sort of sudden. But even if it wasn’t, maybe that’s the slacker’s way you know.”


Her eyes were blank. I was looking for a reaction to confirm Sarah’s information and had made deliberate reference to the word.

“Slacker’s way? I don’t understand Sir.”

She was either a good liar/actress or really didn’t, judging by the confusion on her face.

“C’mon Susan, we both know the slacker in this place don’t we?”

“No Sir, I don’t.”
“Really?”
She shook her head.

“Ok then, don’t worry about it. How are your friends? The ones that came with you to the mall that day?”

“Ah, those ones? They should be fine I guess.
It’s not like we’re close friends like that. Mimi was my classmate in secondary school and we’re quite close but Sarah and Hannah are actually her friends. They were going to attend a program in Sarah’s church that day and had passed through my place so Mimi could drop my earpiece which had been with her for a while.

I made the mistake of letting it slip that waiting for them had delayed my appointment with you at the mall and that was when Hannah the chop and quench decided they couldn’t pass up free chops. I can’t tell you how embarrassing it was for me that day, knowing it was supposed to be just you and I. I noticed your behavior changed since then and I’ve not had not had the opportunity to apologize. And the stupid Sarah girl even had the guts to ask me afterwards to call them again whenever there was another opportunity.”

“Wow! I thought you deliberately brought them to block me o.”
She smiled coquettishly.

“Haba, how can. Who doesn’t like sugar.”

Her voice had dropped towards the end of the statement making it come out in an exciting throaty manner and it got my pulse racing.

“Means we need to arrange another meet very soon to correct the wrong impressions, right?”
She nodded her consent.

“Great. You can go now; I’ll let you know how far later.

Imagine that! Meanwhile Sarah had used the PIN to collect preek o. Nothing spoil sha, shebi bull wey get hernia na more meat for butcher. Seke belongs to everybody and belongs to nobody, life na chop I chop.

On Thursday Karishika called me to her office, the first time after I returned from Abuja.

[B]“I have good and bad news depending on your perspective of good and bad. You know good and bad can actually be the same thing or can be interchanged depending on who’s doing the labeling, who benefits and the ‘big’ picture?”

“To my understanding ma, good is good and bad is bad ma. There’s a big difference.”
She sneered.

“That’s because you don’t understand the concept of perspectives. Let me paint you a picture. A lion leaves his abode in the morning seeking prey to feed on, an antelope leaves his looking for food and hoping for a safe return. Along the line, both meet and suddenly the Antelope becomes food for the Lion and his family. Good for them, bad for the Antelope and his family right?”

I nodded and jumped a bit when she slapped the table.

“Wrong! The Lion feeds, as does his family and the other creatures who eat the scraps, they all poop and fertilize the forest, the leftover decays and fertilizes the forest, some of them also become food for other creatures, or die and decay, improving the vegetation and in a roundabout way, providing more food for the rest of the antelope’s family. By and large the cycle of life is preserved which is overall a good thing. Now you see what I mean about perspectives and the big picture?”

I just had to nod meekly at her illustration, twisted as it sounded.

“Good! Two ‘lucky’ people are going to get sacked next week which in itself is not necessarily a good or bad thing. That’s not why I called you here. I called you to let you know that you have to see me on Saturday at the place we used last time, I’ll give you the good/bad news then. 2 p.m. sharp, come in a taxi, the guards will be expecting you and you know better than to keep me waiting. See you then.”
She picked up her pen and started writing.