Must Read: In The House Of God - Season 1 - Episode 27

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Must Read: In The House Of God - Season 1 - Episode 27

I relax on my bed and started pressing
my android phone till morning,
i didnt sleep again.

When its six i got up and brush my teeth,
i have to go and open a bank
account today oh, i need it if i want to
travel to port, so i got up
and wash the plate and other cooking
utensils in the kitchen, after
that i relaxed in parlour and started
watching wrestling, i greet my
bros and his wife, their baby don they
big oh.

Bros: how your exam? he said as he
settle down with me on the cushion.

Me: fine sir,
Bros: i hope you write well.

Me: yes oh, i finish everything.

Bros: no wahala, so na wetin you wan do
for this holiday now?

Me: i be dey plan to go meet sister Ese
for portharcout oh.

Bros: waoh, so you don plan am already.

Me: no oh, i just want tell you first.

Bros: no problem na, better work even
dey there wey you go see with good pay.

Me: alright thanks sir, abeg you fit help
me tell mama?

Bros: no problem na.

Me: okay sir.

Bros: na when you dey plan to go?

Me: tomorrow.

Bros: too early na, you don call sister
Ese?

Me: i go call her today.

Bros. Then go on monday then since you
never call her down, and beside
road too dey dey busy on sundays.

Me: okay sir, no problem, I wan go open
account for bank today.
Bros: today wey be Saturday?
Me: oooh I forget.
We talk about different things, like
football and all, things go
smoothly and everybody was happy, we
even went out together on sunday
after service, and yes na Omega Fire
Ministry i go, Apostle Johnson
Suleiman church, i think say na miracle
that man take they bring people
come that church, but when i attend, then
i know say miracle na
secondary, him preaching na die, oh men
that man they preach, am not
advertising him though am just stating
the fact, he preach and he
prophecy, though i enjoyed the preaching
more, because the preaching
they come from different dimension.
Make I leave church things first, after
service my bros took all of us
out to Mr biggs along Auchi Polytechnic
Road, he showed me where i
will enter bus to portharcourt, they call
the company RTC, (Rivers
Transport Company), the company look
nice.

After feeding the flies on
our stomach that sunday evening we
decide to buy take home packages,
As we were going home my Bros wasnt
smiling, so i guess something is not
right.

Me: wetin dey happen?
Bros: na since that power bike they
follow us waka.
Aunt: then call police na.
Bros: take my phone use am call police.
She took the phone and called police, i
quickly test Edna to turn
back, after two minutes she reverse, i
wonder how she take read the
message wey e be say she dey drive.
Aunt: the bike don go back oh.
Bros: maybe na police sound him hear.
We drove home in peace, my bros bade
goodbye to us he enter motor and
return back to Benin ( where he work),
he gave me some money, and i
was grateful.

In the night after everything, i relax in
parlour while my people they
their room they snore go dreamworld,
why i like that baby be say, him
no dey cry like that, very handsome and
gentle like me, lol.
“please come outside” a test enter my
phone, and yes i wasnt surprise.
thirteen
I look window and saw the beauty queen,
i wonder were she keep her
bike wey i nor see am, i took my new
samsung android and step out,
wearing only trouser and singlet, i open
the gate for her as she
approach.

Me: dear how far?
Edna: am cool, very cool like ice.
Me: do you want to come in?

Edna: go in? Haha, not me lets just sit
were we sat last time” she
said and walk to the sU-Ckerway and
balance herself there, sitting down
and crossing her leg like lady Gaga, she
open her bag, i think
somthing good is in there i peep to see
what is inside from where i
was standing, she brought out suya and
open it, she started eating.

Edna: wont you come and Join?
Me: i thought you wont call me.

Edna: oh you were waiting for me to call
you before you join?

Me: of course, dont want another power
bike tracking us tommorrow evening.

Edna: hahaha, i wasnt tracking you
actually i was following you, come
and join baby.

I join her for where she sat down, as we
sama the suya together, and
yes the suya sweet well well, we even
get suya wey no they sweet self?

oh yeah, i remember one wey i taste for
aba, oh boy i almost vomit,
the thing no make sense at all, make i
nor mention the name of the
place, i nor wan spoil business oh.

We ate in silence and i was praying for
the suya not to finish.
Me: na were you buy this suya?
Edna: na for AP.
Me: the thing make sense oh.
Edna: they know their stuff well.
E get to a point and we started rushing
because the suya don they
finish, she took two at a time and put in
her mouth.

Me: whaaaat?
Edna: what?
Me: you doing partial.
Edna: so?
I took the paper from her hand and run,
she ran after me and yes she
sabi run well well, she pursue me to the
road, just because of small suya
inside a little paper, we ran to okene
road, getting to the filling
station she stop.

Edna: come back here.
Me: not until i finish this suya.
She turn to her left and started going.
Me: where are you going?
Edna: to buy more.
Me: with leg?
Edna: no with my bike.
Woah, i ran after her, and she pick race,
running to nowhere in
particular till she stop at one
uncompleted building, she enter back
of the building and i follow her, i get to
the back and saw her
already sitting on her bike.

Me: why did you keep your bike here?
Edna: because i dont want them to trace
me.

Me: you are a mysterious human being.
Edna: hahahaha me and you who dey
mysterious pass?
Me: what if they steal it here.
Edna: they can’t open it.
Me: don’t say that oh, because
this is naija and anything is possible.
Edna: na you sabi, make them thief am
and see if they can tell another person
the story.
Me: hmmm wicked girl
Edna: abeg commit that stick for road
joor.
Me: na you put am there?
Edna: yes in case of anything.
Me: I think say you nor dey fear.
Edna: na you sabi.
Me: you nor go carry me?
Edna: if you like no enter na.