Must Read: An Incest Birthday (18+)

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: An Incest Birthday (18+)

“We don’t have to kill ourselves trying to be on time though, it’s not like everybody else is gonna be waiting there at exactly 5:30, especially Stephanie and Chris.”
“Yeah after having to drop us off first too, I just wanna get that parmesan…”
“I think you finally found something you like more than me!”
“More, no, but it’s a really close second, it’s just so good I can’t help but get it!”
“I’m getting steak again, she can eat of each other’s plates.”
“Ehh, I’ll share a little, only because I love you, but only a little, I want my own today.”
“Fine be like that, I didn’t wanna share with you anyway. Still eating off your plate though…”
“You don’t get to eat off my plate but I don’t get to eat off yours!”
“I’m still growing, I need all the food I can get, you’re pretty much done.”
“Nice try. I guess we’re gonna be fat again and get a table full of food.”



“Look at it as we’re helping Denise get to college faster, not we’re being a bunch of fattys.”
“I like that version better. Ok I’m done, I’m getting out.”
“Me too, I’ll clean up in here since you fixed up mom and dad’s room.”
She got out and wrapped herself in a towel and headed back to our room. I washed the last bit of soap from my hair and got out too and rinsed the tub out and cleaned the sink off and whatever other messes we made in our rush to save time. I wrapped up in a towel and went back to our room and saw Rita siting on the bed, still wrapped in her towel and staring at a picture with a smile on her face, the one we took at the fountain when it was raining.
“I love this picture, this is by far my favorite out of all the ones we have,” Rita said.
“I still don’t know how we managed to get such a good picture in the rain.”
“It looks like a cover for a romance movie, like if the made The Notebook 2 this would be it.”
I sat next to her and looked at the picture. “Yeah it kinda does, you can tell it’s us perfectly. We should go back and take some more pictures there.”
“No we can’t, this is the only picture I want us to take at that spot, it’ll mean that much more.”
“You sure? I mean we don’t have to frame them or anything like this one, or kissing or anything, just normal pictures in case anyone asks where we took it at.”
“And whose gonna ask that? If we even show this picture to anybody it’ll be someone who already knows about us, that’s IF we show anyone.”
“You said it yourself though, it’s such a great picture, it’s a shame if noone can see it.”
“I know, I wish I could show everybody, I don’t even remember if we showed mom.”
“I don’t think we did. It’s kinda good noone sees it though, our own little Picasso of pictures,” I said as I put my arm around her.
She let out a sigh as she looked at the picture and then sat it down on the stand and turned to me and kissed me. She held my face as she leaned into me kissing me just as soft as her lips felt. She put all her body weight on me and lay on top of me as I fell back on the bed, but she never took her lips off mine, even when her hair towel fell down around our faces.
“Rita, I don’t think we have enough time for…”
“I know, I just wanna kiss you for a little bit, they can wait a few minutes.”



My towel fell off from around my waist and she manually took hers off and took my hands and put them right on her butt0ckz. I took her hint and sq££zed and kneaded her butt0ckz in my hands as she ground herself against me, both of us wanting to take the next step but knew we couldn’t because we were time constricted. She rocked with me as I moved her hips up and down my J0yst!ck, but made sure not to penetrate her, which probably was a bad idea from how much louder her m0ans were getting, she wanted to F**K, bad.
“Rita, we can’t, we don’t think we can…”
“I know, I just wanna feel it against my K!ttyC@t, I won’t push it in.”
She said she wouldn’t push it in but I could tell by how horny she sounded if she had even the tiniest chance of doing it and getting away with it there was no doubt in my mind she’d take it. She groaned in my ear as she finally slung the towel from off our heads and went back to kissing me. I could practically feel her heart racing since her chest was pressed completely against mine, it felt like it was beating a thousand times a minute and her body temperature was so hot neither of us was still wet from the shower. She slid off my lips and kissed around my cheeks and my neck and made her way to my ear and started nibbling on it like I do to her. My hands were still cupped on her butt0ckz rocking her slippery K!ttyC@t against my J0yst!ck, but I was careful not to penetrate her. Apparently she didn’t like being teased so bad because out of nowhere she doubled up her speed and was sU-Cking on my neck so hard I would definitely have a hickey.
“Please Randy, just a little bit, just put the tip in, please,” Rita begged.
“You know we won’t have s*x for just a little bit, they’ll be waiting on us.”




She groaned in disappointment but didn’t slow down dry humping me one bit. She even tried to get slick, her stroke would slide down all the way past the tip of my J0yst!ck and she would slide back up slow, hoping to “accidentally” let my J0yst!ck slip into her. I was impressed by her subtle tactics, but I warned her not to play this game, the whole process made me really horny too, but having her be so close to s*x and not be able to get it was a new kind of thrill for me, I had to make sure to save this and use it a lot more. I ran my hands along her back, up and down, side to side, all over, and she shook a little from the chill that went through her, and I think that might’ve been the last straw. She turned my head on the side and went back to nibbling on my ear while still sliding her K!ttyC@t up and down the length of my J0yst!ck. She twirled my earlobe around her tongue and then trapped it between her teeth, and that’s when she struck. She waited for me to slide my J0yst!ck back up her K!ttyC@t and when I got right to her opening she bit down on my ear, causing me to jump, sq££ze her butt0ckz, and thrust into her all at once.
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeeeeeees!” Rita m0aned.
“What are you… we don’t have time… you set me up, I can’t believe you,” I grinned.
“I didn’t push your J0yst!ck into me, you did, and I’m soooooooooo Bleeping glad you did…”
“Well there’s a small matter of you chomping down on my ear right when my J0yst!ck was sliding past your K!ttyC@t, what do you make of that?” I asked as I bottomed out in her.



“Uuuuuuugh! Coincidence, and perfect, beautiful timing. We won’t be that long, all that teasing made me so horny I’ll probably Pour in the first few minutes, ugh, maybe seconds.”
She pushed up off my chest and rode me, staring me in the eyes the whole time my J0yst!ck was pushing in and out of her. Her face was pure ecstasy, there was such happiness in her face, like a little girl getting a pony for her birthday, or when you wake up Christmas day to a tree full of presents, and I was loving it. She was trying to draw it out my moving slow, so slow that her tits were barely moving on her chest, but like she said earlier, she was so horny she could Pour within minutes, and no matter how hard she tried to delay it, her body wasn’t having it.
“Stop trying to fight it Rita, I can tell what you’re doing,” I said.
“I don’t wanna Pour yet, I wanna ride you for as long as I can! Do we have to go back out? You sure you don’t wanna stay her and just F**K?”
“They’ll be waiting on us, and with Stephanie and Chris meeting them too it’ll be hard to explain where we were after we were just hanging out with them all day.”
She tried to hide her disappointment be failed. “F**K! We should’ve F***ed each other before we went to Ashley’s, that way I wouldn’t have to limit myself to just one orgasm!”
“Well at least it’ll be a good one by how tight your K!ttyC@t is closing around me.”
She went back to riding me, but abandoned the slow, steady approach, now she was attacking my J0yst!ck with full force. She gripped my shoulders and for lack of a better term, F***ed the Sh*t outta me. She was switching between grinding and bouncing on me, each stroke sending a jolt through her body, since she only had time for one orgasm she was determined to make it the best one possible. She pushed back off my chest and went to just straight up slamming herself down on me, and she threw her head back and closed her eyes so I knew she was just about there. I decided to help her get there faster and used my thumb to tickle her cl!t, and the moment I made contact with it she was done. Her eyes popped back open for a second to look down at me before they were closed shut again as she dropped her body on top of mine and put her face in the pillow and screamed as loud as she could. I could feel my lower half suddenly get wet as her K!ttyC@t squirted all over me with each jerk her body did. I held still and wrapped my arms around her and held her until all her moving stopped, then I picker her head up off the pillow and put it on my chest. I stroked her hair and kissed her forehead and cheeks until she turned her face to mine and kissed me back.



“God I love you. You just made me Pour so hard and I still want more.”
“Think of it like this, they won’t be back from vacation until tomorrow morning, which means we still have all night tonight to just F**K and F**K and F**K, and then F**K some more.”
“That sounds like the Bleeping best plan ever, I agree with that completely. Let’s go eat so we can get back here and get started, I wanna burn at least three thousand calories tonight.”
“What about us? We can’t show up smelling like s*x, and we don’t have time for a shower.”
“We’ll just wet rag it, cold water, wipe down, that’ll be good enough.”
“Sounds like a plan, you go first, I’ll do something with these sheets.”
We got up and she went to the bathroom while I rolled the sheets in a ball and tossed them in a corner for later. Her Pour had soaked through into the mattress a little but it would be dry by the time we got back. She came back in and I went in the bathroom next and wiped off with the same rag she just used. While the cold rag didn’t completely kill the smell, it did take out a big chunk of it, and the rest should be almost gone by the time we get to the restaurant. I went back in the room and threw on a pair of jeans and a black and white NWO shirt from when wrestling used to be good, and Rita was deciding between white yoga pants and a belly shirt or jeans and a normal shirt, you can already guess which one I pushed for her to wear. We got dressed and since we were in a rush for time we left the room as is and got in the car headed for the restaurant. It was 5:20 when we got in the car and the restaurant was at least twenty minutes away, so Rita being the speed demon she is decided to drive.
“If I jump on 71 south we can get there in half the time maybe,” Rita said.
“Just don’t get pulled over again, we might not get a warning this time,” I said back.
“Oh I forgot about that, yeah that would sU-Ck mom and dad getting back from their vacation and finding out there’s a ticket on their insurance for speeding.”
“They won’t say anything about us being a couple minutes late, we’re not going to work.”
“I just don’t want it to turn into something they bring up all the time like with Chris.”
“It happens to Chris because Chris is Chris, and Chris won’t change the way Chris is, not even to benefit Chris, that’s why Chris gets picket on by the others, because Chris is Chris. He’s Chris.”
“How many times was that, ten? You cheated on the last one though.”



“No! I was finishing off with by referring back to the beginning in an ending sense, it’s legit.”
“Yeah not so much, it was funny though. It reminded me of that scene from Super Troopers when Foster bet Mac he couldn’t say meow ten times.”
“I haven’t watched that in a long time, they need to make a second one with the same cast.”
“They’re all old now, it probably wouldn’t be as funny now as it was then.”
“If they get the same people and a good script it will be. I don’t know why they wait so freaking long to make sequels, if the movie was successful make another one right away!”
“It depends on the movie, they did that with Mortal Kombat remember? The first one was epic, and the second one sU-Cked butt0ckz. Some movies can pull it off, like The Terminator, they waited for CGI to expand a little bit and when they finally did make the second one it was way better than the first one. And since we’re talking about both those movies in the same sentence, is it me or did Sarah Connor from Terminator 2 look like Sonya Blade Mortal Kombat 9?”
“Yeah I thought that same thing, even though technically Sonya Blade looks like Sarah Connor since Terminator 2 came out first, but yeah her alternate costume did look like her.”
“We did it again, we went from worrying about being late to talking about something that had nothing to do with anything without even noticing.”
“Yep, and we’re almost there, still a little late, but it shouldn’t matter too much.”
A couple minutes later we pulled up to the restaurant expecting everyone to be standing there waiting for us, but to our surprise, we were the first ones to show up.


“What the F**K? It’s 5:37 and noone’s here yet? We could still be Bleeping right now!” Rita said.
“Wow, but on the bright side we could make it seem like we’ve been waiting all day on them.”
“That’s not a bright side, a bright side would be me having had a few more orgasms before we left, trying to hurry up and get here so these fu-Ckers wouldn’t be waiting on us and look!”
I laughed to myself. “Never deprive a nymphomaniac of her s*x if you value your life.”
“You’d think they’d know that by now, well Stephanie and Chris and Ashley at least.”
About ten minutes later Stephanie and Chris pulled up next to us looking just as calm as possible, but we knew they’d F***ed each other before they left too, you could just tell. We got out and sat on the bench by the front door and waited for everybody else to show up.
“How long yall been waiting here for us?” Stephanie asked.
“All damn day! I could’ve baked a cake in the time it took ‘yall’ to show up!” Rita mocked.
“Sounds like she didn’t get to finish. Stephanie wouldn’t leave until we did,” Chris said.
“No she did, but only once, once isn’t enough to hold her over all day,” I said.
“You had at least a twenty minute head start on us, as many times as you Pour for no reason at all how’d you only Pour once? Was it at least a really good one?” Steph asked.


“Because we weren’t going to at first because we knew if I got worked up I wouldn’t wanna go, but then stuff happened, and I came one really good time, which made me wanna F**K him that much more, but then we had to go, so we left, and everybody’s late, sooooooooooooo yeah.”
“You can make it, it’s only gonna be a few hours at the most, then when you get home you can F**K Randy to within an inch of his life like we all know you’re gonna do.”
“You have no idea, I’m still tingling. When we get home it’s over!”
“Is that them? Yeah here they come now, they all carpooled in Ashley’s truck,” Chris said.
They pulled up and you can see them bickering about something before they even got out. With Dana and Becky sitting in the back with each other they were probably cat fighting the whole way here, I wouldn’t be surprised if they got out with scratches all over themselves the way they were going after each other before we left. Despite the cattiness though, they were still smiling, so whatever they were doing didn’t escalate into anything serious.
“How you gonna set a time and then miss the time you set?” Chris asked.
“You can probably already guess, I had to wait for twiddle dee and twiddle dumbass to stop chasing each other. Carina wasn’t helping either filming the whole thing,” Ashley responded.
“Hey I wanted proof in case something happened, you never know with them. Last time Becky punched Dana in the titty and took off, and when Dana caught her she punched her back in the munchbox, I will NOT miss catching another incident on camera,” Carina said.
“Which I still feel every once in a while, you B***h,” Becky said.
“Good. It took that bruise two weeks to go away, I regret nothing,” Dana said back.
“Wait hold up, munchbox? Who in the history of ever calls a K!ttyC@t a munchbox?” I asked.
“The same people who want to avoid calling it a K!ttyC@t, it sounds so much better and you know what we’re talking about as soon as we say it, get with the times man,” Carina said.
“Ok enough with munchboxes, we’re talking loud enough for everybody around us to start saying it! Now I’m hungry, among other things, but I’m willing to put the other things aside and go in here and get some chicken parmesan, so can we…” Rita said.


“It still does kinda look like a hole in the wall place, but looking back now I can’t judge anything prematurely, so let’s try it and see what all the buzz is about,” Ashley said.
We walked in and just like the last couple times we came in there were only a few tables occupied, two by elderly people and one by a middle aged couple. The Ashley’s looked around and sized up the place, they didn’t frown so it was a good start.
“So just by looking at the inside what do you think?” I asked noone in particular.
“Just by looking… it looks small on the outside but it looks a little bigger on the inside, they have a salad bar, which is good, it’s clean, and the tables aren’t all bunched together, if I took points off for anything it’d be how small the interior is, but so far its ok, B-,” Ashley said.
“Wait until you try the food, you won’t give two fu-Cks about the size then,” Chris said.
Just then Denise came from the back and walked over to us with the biggest smile on her face. “Hey guys! It’s what your third day in a row? If you keep this up we’ll be rich in no time!”
“Hey Denise, we told you we’d be back at least three times a week, sometimes those three days are gonna be one right after the other,” Rita said as she gave her a hug.”
“And every time you come back you bring more people with you.”
“Yeah this is Ashley, Becky, Carina and Dana, they’re a foursome, just call them the Ashley’s.”
Denise’s smile quickly faded when she locked eyes with Ashley. “YOU! I know who you are! You humiliated my brother when he asked you out on a date, get out!”
“What? I did what? I don’t even know who your brother is!” Ashley responded shocked.
“Probably because he didn’t run in your circle of ‘cool friends’ or whatever, but I remember you. He was the blonde haired boy, a little taller than you, wore glasses, ring a bell? He asked you out at the bowling alley, as a matter of fact they were all there, all of them, and you laughed at him and embarrassed him in front of everybody! Remember now?”
She thought back in her head and made a face like she finally recalled what Denise was talking about, and so did Becky, Carina and Dana. Rita, Stephanie, Chris and I just stood there as confused as our faces were probably showing at that point.
“I’ve never seen my brother so humiliated in my life, he wouldn’t talk to anybody for days, and it’s because of you. Rita you all can stay but they need to go now!”
“Ashley went into full apologetic mode. “Denise, was it? I am so sorry I did that to your brother! I know you probably don’t believe me but I really am.”
“Of course I don’t believe you! Why would I believe anything you say! You were just straight up nasty to him for no reason! How are you guys friends with them?”
“Please Denise, a lot happened since that day, I’m not the same person anymore. I really am sorry about what I did. Is he here? I’ll apologize to him right now if he’s here.”
“No he’s not here, but he probably wouldn’t accept your apology if he was. How could you be so nasty to somebody like that and not even care?”