Must Read Story: My S*x Service To My Principal And Students

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read Story: My S*x Service To My Principal And Students

When I reach house, I go my guy room make I go
meet him girlfriend make she tell wetin dey happen.
She tell me say police come that morning come
pack David and other three of my homeboys.
The police people tell her say bail money na #5,000
each which means #20,000 for all of them.
Na wa o.
There was a fenced, empty compound next to our
own. In that compound, there was old, condemned
luxurious bus. So, we used to jump our fence into
that compound and chill in the condemned bus.
We used the bus as a cool hangout spot especially
during mornings and evenings. Sometimes too, my
homeboys used to smoke in the bus while we hung
out there but I never used to join them in smoking.
I wasn’t a smoker.
They used to smoke wee-d in there. The code name
for wee-d was ‘happiness’. Ironically, ‘happiness’
was now causing them a whole lot of sadness in a
police cell.
I knew that as a corper, I wasn’t supposed to be
hanging out with guys like this, but they were the
only guys around and besides the corpers around
were freaking boring.
My homeboys were really fun to be with… I
wouldn’t trade them for a thousand corpers.
David’s girlfriend gave me a phone number and said
David needed me to call that phone number and tell
the person (a man) to send him #30,000. The plan
was to bail four of them, then the other three would
refund David when they come out.
I called the man and he promised to send the
money the next day (Friday).
That would mean a night of hell in cell for them.
I felt for my niggaz, but there was nothing I could
do. I knew there weren’t going to die in just one
night, and even if they did, death is certain for
everyone anyway.
That evening, I went to my guy, egar. He was the
only Corper homeboy I knew.
I told him that he needed to assist me in bailing out
my homeboys. Egar was a tall dark guy so he would
wear his suit, dark glasses and follow me like a
bodyguard to the station. I needed to look big cuz
Nigerian police understand only two languages:
fear & money.
Egar also asked the corpers quaters president (I
didn’t stay in corpers quarters) who was also egar’s
friend that we needed to borrow his car for two
hours on Friday.
He agreed. Corpers don’t usually own cars but I
think the presido’s father was a government official
in the state. So, everything was set.
Next day, 10 p.m, I called the man that was
supposed to pay in the #30,000 into David’s
account. He said he had paid in the money.
I already had David’s ATM card so I called egar and
he came over to my house with the car. It was a
classy Lexus car. Our agreement with the presido
was to buy him #2,500 worth of fuel in his car tank
after the mission. I agreed.
I could drive but egar had to drive so I could seat at
the back seat like the ‘oga’. I was feeling like a boss,
enjoying the specialty of the ride.
I dressed really simple, the car would speak for me.
While we drove, I started to tease egar.
“Driver”
He didn’t respond.
“Driver”
He turned from the stirring and looked at me,
sitting at the ‘boss’ seat.
“Your father nyash. Na me you dey call driver abi?”
I laughed.
“No na. Na my driver you be na. Guy no go
misbehave for there o”
“Then no call me driver if not I go scatter
everything for there”
“Ok. I go call you my P.A”
“Thunder fire you. Call me egar.”
We had already withdrawn the money so we were
heading straight to the station.
My heart was pounding cuz any mistake could land
me in the same cell with my homies. And it wasn’t
just any police station, it was central police station,
the biggest station around.
We got to the gate, the police men didn’t
interrogate us like they were interrogating people
on foot. The car was speaking for us. Wonderful
country.
We drove in and parked. I came down and stood
beside the car. I had three phones in my hand, one
for me while the other two were for egar. It was for
show.
Egar was standing besides me, doing a good job,
not smiling. I wasn’t smiling either.
There was nothing to smile about here.
We could see the building but we didn’t enter inside
yet, we needed to get a few facts right before
making any moves.
Egar called a police guy who was walking towards
the police building. It was a very big one-storey
building. Hell.