Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 2 - Episode 31

7 years ago

Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 2 - Episode 31

On Sunday Mike was called and was prayed for. Immediately after the service I was in the office, then a lady came in

Stranger: Please I want to see the Accountant

Me: I am the Accountant. Please who are you?

Stranger: no… it is Mike I want to see

Me: I am sorry; Mike has been transferred to Minna.

Stranger: WHAT HE HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED

Me: perfectly sure ma’am

Stranger: ah….. Mike left me without saying goodbye

Me: were you not in the service?

Stranger: I am just coming from Badagry.

Me: eeyah. I am sorry for that.

Stranger: well my name is Mercy

Me: my name is Mr. Ajidara

Mercy: I was the former cleaner

As she mentioned cleaner, I remembered IyoAye!!!

Me: ok….

Mercy: I wanted to see him urgently. I tried calling his line but it was switched off. Please can you give me his number?

Me: I am sorry I cant give it out. Instead, give me yours and I will sure forward it to him.

She gave me her number but I refused to give her mine. I promised her that I will forward it to Mike and she left. As soon as she left, Mrs.
Adedokun came into my office

Mrs. Adedokun: Mr. Collins Ajidara, how are you today?

Me: I am fine.

Mrs. Adedokun: and how was the service?

Me: splendid

Mrs. Adedokun: I was surprised when you declined my offer for giving you accommodation

Me: emi o gbodo je ounje ajeku – I can’t eat leftover food (in my mind) as I said earlier, I will be using Mike’s apartment.

Mrs. Adedokun: where is your family?

Me: they are fine

Mrs. Adedokun: were they in the service today?

Me: they are in South Africa.

Mrs. Adedokun: and what are they doing there?

Me: Ma’am it is personal.

Mrs. Adedokun: ok Accountant. I have heard
you….. well, I am about to leave (she drops her card) I will be checking on you some other time.

Me: ok ma. I really appreciate your coming. (she left)

I started thinking……

what does she want from me

What is she up to

Mike

When I got to the park at Ojoo, I saw crowds at the garage. I enquired of where I could get a bus going to Minna. Finally I got to the bus and booked a correct space in the bus. Later I discovered that it is only three passengers it will be carrying since a woman will be conveying Educational Materials such as School Chalks, Blackboard Renovator, Exercise books and other materials. Though she and her daughter were the ones accompanying the goods. After negotiations and loading, we were set for the trip. The woman sat in front of the Sienna Bus and I sat with her daughter at the back with one SU sister. When the bus was about to take off, Mrs. Adedokun call came to my phone

Me: hello sugar pie

Mrs. Adedokun: sugar boy howdy?

Me: we are about leaving the park now.

Mrs. Adedokun: how I wished to Bleep you now

Me: you can come now. At least we’ll do a
quickie………..

As I mentioned the word “quickie” the two ladies looked at me in an awkward way.

Mrs. Adedokun: (purred) don’t make me hor*y pleeeeaasseee

Me: can we chat?

Mrs. Adedokun: sure. (call ends)

We started chatting and I was oblivious about my environment. We graduated our chat to s3x chat and we chatted until the battery of my phone gave way. The driver was playing music from the car stereo and was talking with the woman. With the exception of when FRSC stopped us at Egbeda before we entered Ogbomosho. Even there we moved after 5 minutes. I begged the driver to allow me charge my phone when the daughter of the woman spoke up

Daughter: Naughty boy………………

Me: Me Naughty I am too gentle to hurt even mosquito.

Daughter: (spoke to my ears) I was reading your chats and I was seriously wet and damn hor*y.

Me: Hmmm. How I’d wish your guy is here

Daughter: you are not serious. I am Kafeelat

Me: what a nice name; my name is Mike.

Kafeelat: it is nice meeting you Mike. So where
are you up to?

Me: I am going to Minna. I was transferred from our office in Ibadan to resume in Minna.

Kafeelat: I am an NCE holder from College of
Education Minna and I am processing my
Degree programme.

Me: it is nice meeting you

I observed that the other sister just bone face and she held a book that she was reading.
Kafeelat mum: hope that bros is taking good
care of you there?

Kafeelat: yes mum; he is.
We discussed on various topics in Education, Sports, Politics and celebrities. When got to the topic of religion, the other sister that was pretending to be reading faced me