Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 4 - Episode 1

7 years ago

Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 4 - Episode 1

I was surprised that Pastor called me and begged me to work at CFL Idi – Ishin as their Accountant….. you might be surprised who I was

My name is Collins Ajidara I had worked in ZOCA Church Amuloko. I was married to Halima and we had 2 kids. One day I came home in South Africa and I saw a note that she had left with the kids. When I was trying to comprehend what happened, I heard through a friend that our store was destroyed in the Xenophobia Attacks. Even, I escaped being lynched by whiskers. When I got to the bank, I discovered that the only cash remaining in the account was only sufficient to return back to Nigeria because she had almost wiped all the money in the account. And when I got back to Nigeria, I decided to maintain a low key doing some odd consulting jobs to maintain myself. But I was very happy that I could get a job after five months of returning.

I met with the former Accountant of CFL i.e. Bro.
Mike Olatunji. He handed over his report to me and gave me a low down on who to relate with and who to avoid. I also advised him to try and be careful in Minna because of the full
implementation of Sharia over there.

I was asked to stay with one of the church members but I declined. I decided to stay at the apartment where Mike was staying – at least half Agege bread is better than puff – puff. On the day he was leaving, a woman came into the office to see him

Mike: hello Chinyere

Mrs. Adedokun: Mike, how are you?

I saw that the two of them hugged each other oblivious of me sitting and he kissed her

Me: I go love ooo.

They quickly disengaged from each other. And Mike introduced her to me

Mike: Mr. Ajidara, I want you to meet Mrs. Adedokun

Me: it is a pleasure meeting you ma’am.

Mrs. Adedokun: the pleasure is all mine sir.

I excused them for some minutes and went to sit at the reception.

After 30 minutes, Mike came into the reception
Mike: Mr. Ajidara, the Senior Pastor wants to see you in his office.

I went to the SP office to see him. When I was through in his office I went to my office and I saw Mike seeing off Mrs. Adedokun. When I entered the office, I perceive the stench of s*x in the room. I took the air freshener and sprayed it in the office. When Mike returned, I sat him down

Me: Mike I discovered that you just had s*x with that woman and not only that but IN THE OFFICE

Mike: (grinning) Sure boss.

Me: Hmmm. As I have told you earlier, be very careful most especially in Minna.

Mike: I will

Me: (lowered my voice) do you think you can be doing gra – gra for me you are seeing a Professor Emeritus in bleepocolysis and sU-Ckinology

Mike: Baba oooo

Me: so all these gra – gra wey you dey do no meet me for house.

We both laughed