Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 3 - Episode 2

7 years ago

Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 3 - Episode 2

(RESUMPTION DAY)
I resumed in the church the Sunday and the service was exhilarating. I wished that the service was extended. After the church, the Senior Pastor called me to his office. As soon as I got there, I met the Church Management Committee. After I was ushered to sit down the vice – chairman of the committee spoke up

Pastor Alowonle: Accountant you are welcome to this church. We heard that you are not a member of this church.

Me: yes sir.

Pastor Alowonle: so, I want you to know the rules before you start with us…… (He continues to reels out the rules) and also I want to ask; are you married?

Me: no sir.

Pastor Alowonle: Senior Pastor, I suggest we look for a married person to head the accounts section of the church. i…….

Senior Pastor: (cuts in) I have called his pastor. And he had given me positive reviews about him. So I can’t doubt the veracity of such a person.

Pastor Alowonle: ok Pastor; I want to be very sure.

Then a woman in their midst spoke up

Mrs Adedokun: Bro. Mike, where do you stay presently?

Me: I live in Ijebu – Ode presently but Kolade Johnson is my friend.

Mrs Adedokun: which Kolade?

Pastor Alowonle: Kolade the keyboardist.

Mrs Adedokun: okay. That’s good. What about your fiancée?

Me: she is currently doing her youth service in Kogi State

Mrs Adedokun: no problem. I wish you a fruitful stay here in this church.

Me: thank you ma.

After the formalities, I was excused from the meeting but as soon as the meeting was ended, Pastor Alowonle took me to my office. It was a single room with a complete system and all padded up. I went into the room knelt down and prayed. After some minutes, as I was settling down I got a call on my phone

Caller: Mike, how are you?

Me: I’m fine. Please who is at the other end?

Caller: this is blessing.

Me: Blessing…… oh my goodness, Blessing!!!

(flashback)
When I was in 300Level and we’re on holiday, I met Blessing at the café. We almost fought that day because the café attendant wanted to favour her by allocating a system to her. We exchanged words in the café and she threatened to deal with me. Some days later, it was raining and I was driving home from the church. I saw a lady drenched in the rain but when I parked beside her to help the lady, I saw it was Blessing. After picking her to her place we became friends. One fateful day, I went to her house to see her and after exchanging the necessary pleasantries she decide to offer me cold drink. I was discussing with her when her mum came into the living room

Mummy Blessing: Omo mi, it had been long I’ve seen you. How is your mum and how is everyone?

Me: we’re all fine. Hope you are hearing from Daddy?

Mummy Blessing: He’s fine. (turning to Blessing) I am on my way out. Take care of yourself and ensure that supper is ready. Omo mi, I am going out.

Blessing’s father is a Captain at Maersk Lines. He always comes home three times in a year. And her younger brother is in Boarding School.

As soon as her mum left, she locked the door and faced me

Blessing: what did you bring for me?

Me: cane to thrash your a$$ and…….

Blessing: Mike, don’t let me start with you today.

She went to the kitchen to complete what she’s cooking. I didn’t know when I slept off. I was awoken with the aroma of catfish pepper soup. We ate it together and after we finished, she went to the kitchen to tidy up. The place was silent for a while when I heard crashing sounds coming from the kitchen. As soon I rushed in, I saw all the pots on the floor in disarray.

Me: so this is what you have been doing since abi?

Blessing: what is this one saying?

Instead of me answering her, I held her by her waist. As soon as she felt my touch

Blessing: Mr man, let me go and lock up the door.

Before she could come back to the house, I have tidied up the kitchen and I have returned to the sitting room. When she entered, she locked the door and came straight to sit on my legs.

Me: am I your husband that you are sitting on my legs?

Blessing: (sneers) e pele Mr Lover Boy. How is my rival?

Me: she’s fine.

Instead of talking further, she started using her fingers to tickle me on the head. I did the same by using my fingers to tickle her ni|3|3les and a soft m0an escaped from her mouth. Before I could say Jack, she’d removed her top showing a pair of succulent b^^bs. I sU-Cked those oranges like there will be no tomorrow. When I slid my finger to her pu33y, the stench that came out can be best compared to the combination of water used in washing fish mixed with water used to wash ponmo and left for some days. As I wanted to stop then a call came to my phone calling for my urgent attention. The speed that I used in bolting out of her house even Usain Bolt can’t match the speed. Ever since then I always post her till the time her family relocated to Port Harcourt.
(present time)

Me: Blessing how are you?

Blessing: I am fine but “oloshe ni e” (you bleeped up)

Me: you relocated to Port Harcourt and sooner you left, I had to flash my phone.

Blessing: ok I have heard you. How is everybody in Ijebu – Ode?

Me: everyone is fine. But I’m now in Ibadan presently.

Blessing: what What are you doing in Ibadan?

Me: I got a job in Possibilities Chapel. That popular church next street to Akinjide’s house.

Blessing: hmm Pastor Mickey Mouse……

Me: yesss….. God bless you….

Blessing: I was scrolling to call someone when I stumbled on your phone number. Well it is nice to hear your voice.

Me: it is good sha. How is your husband?

Blessing: he’s fine. But how did you know that I’m married?

Me: God works in mysterious ways.

Blessing: anyway, I am also in Ibadan. And I live at Ologuneru.

Me: good to hear that. At least we will continue what we didn’t finish.

Blessing: if my husband catches you eh…..Mike, I will call you later.

Me: ok I will store your number. Ttyl….. (ends call)

To Be Continued…