Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 3 - Episode 1

7 years ago

Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 3 - Episode 1

Hmmmm…..asshhhh… yeahhhhh…. Commmonnnn….. She was saying gibberish and was m0an!ng heavily. After a while I took her to the top of my table and I spread her legs apart. I fcuked her as if I was drilling crude oil in the swamps of Niger Delta. She was m0an!ng and groaning together. After 5 mins we cummed together. She looked at me and said “Accountant, you are a bad boy”

I resumed in Possibility Chapel (CFL – Centre for Faith and Liberty) Idi – Ishin this year. My name is Mike and my friends call me Mickey Mouse. I grew up in a strict Holiness Home where anything called s*x, relationship, etc. were forbidden. It was not until I got to OAU when I became “rebel” and a “fcuk addict”. I got the job of the Church Accountant through the influence of my friend that was a member of the church. The day of the interview was HOT because as a non-member I had to work extra hard to convince them that I was the qualified one for the job. The day I was called to resume, I went straight to the Senior Pastor (SP)

SP: Bro. Mike, I want to tell you that after we’ve reviewed the scores of applicants and we’ve seen that you are the most qualified on the list, I personally have to convince the church committee to consider you.

Me: thank you sir.

SP: but, there will be a condition which you must fulfil. And that is, you will no longer be attending your former church again.

Me: hmmm

After my service year, I had been a known person in my church. Early Morning Prayer, I will be there, rehearsals I will be there, band rehearsal, I will be there. In fact, everyone thought I was a church staff.

Me: I have heard you sir.

SP: (handed an envelope to me) this is your appointment letter. You are to resume on the 1st of next month which is 4 days from now.

Me: thank you sir. I really appreciate your gesture sir.

I left his office overjoyed. Partly because God has answered my prayers after spending about 5months at home after service and partly because
I will no longer be the “supposed errand boy” in my church. I went to meet my pastor in my church and show him the letter.

My Pastor: Congrats Bro. Mike. I’m happy for you. But heavens know that if we’d had such opening here I wouldn’t have allowed you to go.

Me: yes I know sir. But more importantly, be praying for me sir.

My Pastor: Bro. Mike I will. But don’t forget our bi – monthly programme. I will not be happy if you wont come.

Me: Sir, I promise that I will not fail. I will be coming.

My Pastor: one more thing, be very careful. Most especially now that you are working in the church…..with money flowing around and women. I want you to be careful of women because………your success or failure there depends on how you were able to resist the temptation.

Me: I will try my best sir. Olorun a ma ran mi lowo sir (God will help me sir)

My Pastor: when are you going?

Me: Sunday the 1st of next month.

My Pastor: ok.

After my Pastor prayed for me, I left and went home. I broke the news to my parent which received the news with mixed feelings. But after I assured them, they later agreed to it and prayed for me also.

To Be Continued….