Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

6 years ago

I took to whatsapp to gist segun after
departure on saturday.

ME: how far sege?

SEGE: oko bimpe, how you dey?

ME: you no well. I wan gist you jaree

SEGE: ehn ehn!!!, I dey listen.

ME: I have found bimpe

SEGE: tell me its a joke

ME: I’m serious

SEGE: how?, where? When?.

ME: you remember betty?

SEGE: the girl you met at eatery?

ME: yes

SEGE: what happened to her?.

ME: I found bimpe’s picture on her phone.

SEGE: that’s serious. Are they related?

ME: something like that.

SEGE: What was her explanation?

ME: she said bimpe is her brother’s wife.

SEGE: wife??, you mean bimpe is married?

ME: yes. married with a kid who is 15months

SEGE: are you serious onihaxy?

ME: I’m serious jor. I even sent the picture to
my phone.

SEGE: send it to me and let me see

ME: ok ****shared picture with segun***

SEGE: hehehehehehe, na true ooooo, she don
change ooo, she don add weight sef.
>>Story From =>

ME: abi oo.

SEGE: but e pain me sha

ME: say wetin?

SEGE: say no be you marry her ni. See as dem
snatch my friend’s wife.

ME: you no well

SEGE: did you tell betty that you knew bimpe?

ME: not at all, I told her its only a resemblance.

SEGE: your head complete jaree.. But onihaxy,
this is a battle line.

ME: as how?

SEGE: if bimpe finds out that you are relating with betty, she might use the girl against you
and also use her to get back to you. Or
probably poison her mind towards you.

ME: hmmmmmmm.

SEGE: and again, if bimpe finds out, she might
think that you want to use betty to get back at

ME: hmmmmmmm.

SEGE: and if betty finds out that you and
knew each other, she might want to dig up information about what transpired between
both of you. And in the process, you might
loose this new girl as a result of the revelation.

ME: hmmmmmmm, you too get sense. So
do I do?

SEGE: its now easy to get back at bimpe. But
the issue is that. Are you ready to sacrifice this
new girl?

ME: which girl?

SEGE: betty now

ME how?

SEGE: you can break bimpe’s home by
revealing the dirty secrets to betty which will
further transfer to her brother but the good
news is that, she will never marry you after
finding out that you once slept with her
brother’s wife.

ME: hmmmmmm. I’m not ready to loose betty
ooo. Infact, she is my last girl standing. If she
just gave me a “yes”, na to marry

SEGE: and bimpe also can not really hit back at
you via betty because she has her own marriage to save and protect also.

ME: are you sure?

SEGE: trust me, I see things that you can’t see.

ME: so what do we do next?

SEGE: like I said earlier. This is a table tennis
battle between you and bimpe while betty is the egg. It require a lot of wisdom. Just give
time to figure out what to do.
>>More Story @

ME: that’s my nigga.

Betty travelled back to lagos the following day
and we continued chating and talking on phone until a week later when I got a call from a
number which I picked.

ME: hello

CALLER: its bimpe

ME: hee!!, bimpe, how are you?

BIMPE: fine, I just want to tell you that I saw your pictures on betty’s phone and she told me
you guys met and have been talking. I just
want to warn you. If you know what is good
you, just stay away from this girl completely
and stay out of my family. Otherwise, I will make sure you see hell. ***hanged up***

“Chaii, which kind wahala be this again na?””

I returned to segun on whatsapp to update
on what bimpe told me and segun came up
with a master plan.


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