Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

6 years ago

I got home and was thinking of what
“But this girl doesn’t look rich to me”
“Or is she into aristo?”
“Abi na runs girl?”. “But she doesn’t look like one”
“Abi na borrowed car?”
“But why does she had to oppress me with a
” Abi na grandma’s car?”

I was just asking myself a lot of rethorical questions as I sat down on my bed. I even got
scared the more to ask her out. I couldn’t
recover from the shame and embarrassment.

called her to check on her and she thanked me
for hosting her earlier.

I felt like asking her questions about the car but I don’t know how
to go about it and I ignored. I then logged on
whatsapp to chat with my friend.

ME: sege, how far?

SEGE: I dey jaree my guy?. How far with the babe you go meet for eatery?

ME: omo, drama happen ooooo. Come see as
shame catch me.

SEGE: gist me, she carry her friends come?

ME: if na that one, sebi e for better.

SEGE: wetin come happen?

ME: when she arrived, she said she would take
only bottle water and pie.

SEGE: na nice girl be that.

ME: and if you see her appearance, you go

SEGE: wetin do am?.

ME: little make up, she no plait hair, na simple
ankara dress she wear, and na cheap slippers
dey her leg.

SEGE: na all these hungry girls she go be . Abi
wetin you think?

ME: na wetin I first think be that ooo until drama happened.

SEGE: wetin happen?.

ME: she bought take- aways and paid for it.
when we went out of the eatery, I stopped a
bike to take her home and she refused.
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SEGE: really?. Wetin come happen next?

ME: she just open the doors of a EOD and she
entered and drove off.

SEGE: yeeeepa!!!, you stopped a bike and she
refused and drove her own car?

ME: yes na.

SEGE: omo na serious shame be that ooo.

ME: na super shame. See as shame catch me
for that eatery today.

SEGE: oboy you don hammer be that oooo.

ME: hammer as how?.

SEGE: she go dey spend for you ni.

ME: we never start to date na.

SEGE: but you tell me say you love her na?

ME: I so much love her. I never love like that
before. But shame they catch me to ask her

SEGE: omo forget wetin don happen, just gather courage and do the needful.

ME: I no get the mind, her level pass me, she
rubbish me.

SEGE: omo forget. Since you don meet her
today and she no rubbish you, nothing fit happen.

ME: fear and shame dey catch me to face her.

SEGE: e simple na. If you no fit face her, toast
her for BBM na. Sebi you know how you do
bimpe and kemi?

ME: you no well.

SEGE: that reminds me, how about your wife?,
e don dey close to 2 years now and I no hear
anything from both of you.

ME: na true oooo, me sef no hear anything

SEGE: maybe that virus wey I send to her don
work be that.

ME: I pray make e work oooo.

SEGE: you don try to call her?

ME: I don try am tire but the number no still
dey receive call.

SEGE: omo forget about her then and
concentrate on this new girl. You must not
loose her ooo.

ME: what if she be runs girl?

SEGE: wetin concern you even if na olosho. Just
help am spend out of her money.

ME: sege!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEGE: na so na. If person see opportunity, na
make use of it na. But first get to know her
better and her source of money. She fit get
one rich pale.

Me: I go try jaree.

On the following week, I keep chating with
betty and on the second week. I made my
intentions known to her but she told me she
isn’t interested in any relationship for now until
she finishes her Msc programme.

She told me her dad is out of the country and
owns a business empire in Abuja with branches
in lagos, portharcout and Enugu. She told me
that her mother is late and she has a elder brother who got married about 2 and half
ago. She also told me that they her brother
her are the only children of their parents.

discussed a lot of things and we became more intimate. She saw me as a confidant and I saw
her as one also.

I keep disturbing her that I loved her and
wanted her to be my girl and she keep giving
me the same response.

On the 26th of that month which was on friday.
She told me that she would be returning to
lagos on sunday so we agreed to meet on
saturday at my house.

I sent my address details to Betty and she
arrived at my house on that saturday afternoon.

I entertained her and we started chating.

ME: betty, I’m going to miss you.

BETTY: I will miss you more dear.

ME: are you going on public transport?.

BETTY: why should I go on public transport when I have my own small car.

ME: **smiled** don’t mind me jaree. I thought
belongs to grandma.

BETTY: no, its mine, it was my graduation gift
after finishing from the university with a 2.1.

Me: waooooh, what a brilliant girl.

BeTTY: don’t mind me jaree.

ME: please, I want to have your pictures on my
phone so as to be looking at it whenever I
you since I have been begging you to be my wife and you refused.
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BETTY: haa! Onihaxy now, I’m not saying I can’t
marry you, I only said I needed time for

ME: anyway, I won’t loose hope nor give up
until you become mine.

BETTY: **smiled***

ME: let me have your phone, I want to send few
of your pictures to my phone.

BETTY: ***handed her phone over to me****,
this is the phone.

I was scrolling through the phone and saw 3 of my pictures which she saved from BBM, I
smiled as I continued scrolling and viewing her
picture till I saw the picture of her carrying a
small baby.

ME: ***called on her**** is this your baby?

BETTY: **came closer**** no, its my elder brother’s daughter. She is a year and 2 months

ME: ***scrolling through and saw a man****
who is this?

BETTY: that’s my elder brother. Bro Henry

ME: ok **continued scrolling until I saw a picture of her with a familiar face*** heeeee!!!,
this face looks like someone I knew. Who is

BETTY: that’s the picture of my brother’s wife
and I.

ME: your brother’s wife? ******looked at the picture again and wiped my eyes to make sure
I’m seeing clearly****

BETTY: yes. My brother’s wife.

ME: what’s her name?

BETTY: aunty Bimpe.

ME: Bimpe!!, what’s her occupation?

BETTY: she is a nurse

ME: haaaaaa!!

BETTY: what happen?, did you know her?

ME: ** silent for a while**** not really, its just
resemblance with someone I knew.
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