Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

6 years ago

I held her laps, raised them up and I was
pumping in and out of lolade’s Kitty-Cat and
was m0an!ng at various tunes. She would
remove her hands from the table and use it to
hold my neck and after a moment, she would return the hand to the table again, she drew
closer to the edge of the table and gave the
chance of deeper penetration.

The Kitty-Cat
hole wasn’t as tight as expected because I felt
her punany should be tighter at her age.

bleeped for about 5 minutes and I cummed inside her because I don’t want to stain my
oga’s rug with sperm and tissue paper wasn’t
the office.

After the Bleep, I was breathing and sweating
heavily. I dropped her laps, returned my d!ck to my trouser and zipped up, I went to the other
side of the office to put on the fan, and
before I
returned, lolade was looking downwards and
appeared sobber.

ME: ***drew close to her and cuddled her*** my dear, why are you sad?

LOLADE: **silent***

ME: **scared**** my dear, please look at my
face, look into my eyes lolade

LOLADE: **still silent***

ME: **abi I don contact disease ni?*** my love, I don’t like this mood, please talk to me.

LOLADE: ***speaking silently** its about you.

ME: **scared** me?

LOLADE: yes.

ME: chai!!!!, temi bami.

LOLADE: why did you do this to me on first relationship date ***sobbing***

ME: ***see oloshi, so you no know say na day 1
when you open laps and you dey m0an**** I’m
so sorry about that my dear. I love you so
and the strong feelings I have for you couldn’t let me resist you.
>>Story From =>

LOLADE: now that you have seen what you are
looking for in me, your love for me will reduce

ME: not at all dear, it just increased, I now
love you more than I have ever do **yinmu**

LOLADE: Are you sure?

ME: came closer and held her in my arms** yes
my love. I’m very sure.

LOLAdE: did you release inside me?

ME: **shocked*** no I didn’t . Why did you ask?

LOLADE: because I don’t want to get pregnant

ME: **still scared but didn’t show it** lol, you
aren’t young for it now. 18 and above is
regarded as an adult in nigeria.

LOLADE: *smiled a little** sir, my family will
disown me. Is it me that couldn’t afford common jamb form that should get

ME: just kidding anyways.

LOLADE: better

ME: hmmmmmmmm, maybe you should take
drugs to be on the safer side

LOLADE: **raised eyebrow** what drug?

ME: ** stammering*** ehmmmmm, something
like postinor

LOLADE: lailai, over my dead body, I’m not
taking any drugs

ME: “chaiiii, Mogbe!!!!” Why dear?

LOLADE: sebi you said you didn’t release inside

ME: yes dear

LOLADE: so I don’t need any drugs that would
harm me

ME: harm you as how?

LOLADE: I heard it used to have a side effect
and may also affect the womb from getting
pregnant in the future

ME: all those stories are pure lies.

LOLADE: so you have been prescribing
postinors for the ladies you slept with?

ME: no, you are the first girl in my life that I
say it to.

LOLADE: how come you knew its name and
come you knew it has no side effect?

ME: remember I told you I studied chemistry at
school? So I’m automatically a chemist. Drugs
and there effects was part of the courses I
studied at undergraduate level.

LOLADE: hmmmmmm, chemist or no chemist,
I’m not taking any drugs. Simple.

Me: its ok then.

LOLADE: please I need to go home now, its
getting dark and my family would be angry.

ME: alright. But I’m somehow thirsty, I want
get a bottle of soft drink outside, do you care for one too?

LOLADE: no problem, but be fast please.

ME: **hmmmm, this girl don remove “sir”
my name, I don sell my respect oooo***
ok, I
would be back. As I was walking out of the compound, several
thoughts were running through my mind.
” Chaii onihaxy!!!, u don impregnate someone”
” Why did I Bleep in the first place without
condom sef?”
“If I had known, I wouldn’t have bleeped ooo” ” This girl isn’t ready to take any drugs now,
what do I do oooooo?”

I thought and thought and couldn’t figure out
any idea.

Then I decided to call my friend on

Me: hello segun

SEGE: how you dey oko bimpe?

ME: I’m not fine segun, wahala don sele oooo

SEGE: wahala kee?, have you been sacked?

ME: no ooo, na one girl wey I just met

SEGE: wetin do her?

ME: we bleeped without condom and I mistakenly pour inside. I told her to take drugs
and she refused.

SEGE: onihaxy!!!, what is your problem?, you
haven’t settled your issues with bimpe, and you
are here starting a fresh trouble again, how on
earth will you Bleep a new girl without condom?, what if she has sTDs of hiV?.

ME: sege, the deed has been done, its solution
that I want. please help me.

SEGE: your wahala too much. Just that there is
no way I could abandon you ni.

ME: thanks my guy, so what do I do?

SEGE: try and convince her to take the drugs.

ME: I can’t, I told her earlier that I didn’t
inside of her.

SEGE: ok, what are you doing now?.

Me: I’m outside to buy lacasera for both of us.

SEGE: ok, is there a chemist around there?

ME: yes.

SEGE: ok, don’t buy lacasera for her, buy viju
milk or Cway milk. Then go to the chemist and
buy postionor 2. Ground it to powder and pour
it inside the vuju milk or Cway milk and mixed them thoroughly.

ME: hmmmmm. Sege!!!!!

SEGE: don’t hail me jor, just be careful next
>>More Story @

ME: thanks. Why did you say I shouldn’t use

SEGE: lacasera has a transparent bottle and
also the liquid isn’t white, so if you mix the
drugs with it, it would show clearly that the
drink is impure. But viju and cway milk is white,
and also, the bottle isn’t transparent and the
drug is also white, So if mixed properly, she won’t find out.

ME: that’s my guy, I will call you back *hanged

I crossed to the other side and told the
to give me a cway milk and a lacasera with 2 dose of postinor. “Na overdose dey work pass
for naija”

I paid him and took the drinks away. On
to the entrance of our compound, I ground the
drug into powder with the plastic of lacasera, I opened the Cway milk and poured it inside. I
mixed it together and I covered it. I entered
into my manger’s office and I met the table
arranged and lolade was sitting on the chair. I
pretend to open the cover of the cway bottle and gave it to her as I was sipping my

She took a little of the milk juice and said she
was leaving.

ME: **leave kee?, ** lolade, I want to give the
empty bottles of these drinks to the kunnu seller that usually stay at the entrance of the

LOLADE: what for?

ME: she saw me passing with the drinks and
she begged me to give her the empty bottles
and I promised to bring it while going home.


ME: finish the drink so that I can give it to her
as we are going.

Lolade finished the drink in my presence and
my mind was settled. I closed for the day and
we both walked out of the gate with the empty
bottles on my hand.

When we reached the
outside of the gate. I said “huuuh, this woman
had left sha, let me drop it on the ground for
her, she would pick it up tomorrow”. I gave her
500naira for transport while I took a bike to my


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