Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

6 years ago

I got home that evening and began to thank
my stars for the narrow escape.

I vowed
to Bleep lolade flesh to flesh again, I dipped my
hand to the underneath of my bed, I took out
the pack of condom and took one out of it, I dropped it codedly insde my wallet incase of
another emergency day.

I took to my phone and decided to appreciate
my nigga segun on whatsapp for saving me
once again.

ME: hi sege,

SEGE: how far?

ME: I dey my guy, thanks for the other time

SEGE: you no well, why you go dey Bleep
person without condom?, e be like say you no
dey fear for your life. What if the babe na
mammy water or ogbanje or HIV/ STD patient?

ME: so if I used condom, ogbanje no go catch

SEGE: yes na. Na sperm be their mode of
operation, if dem wan use you, tap from your
destiny, catch you or harm you, na your sperm wey dem swallow during BJ and the one wey
them receive through punany them dey use.
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ME: hmmmmmmm

SEGE: yes na. No matter how powerful the
witch or mammy water reach, if your sperm
no pass through their body, dem no fit do

ME: sege!!!!!!!

SEGE: my guy, I dey tell you, that’s why I no
dey cum for girl mouth in BJ and I no dey Bleep
without condom. Them never tap my destiny sef, I never buy range rover, what if dem come
tap am, wetin go remain for me?

ME: loooool, no be my fault my guy

SEGE: whose fault then? Ehn??, even if you
must Bleep person flesh to flesh, then it should
be a mature girl who knows how to take care of
her self without been told. Not someone you
would be begging to take drugs.

ME: ok my guy.

SEGE: who is the lady sef?

ME: na one of our new staffs

SEGE: her name?

ME: lolade

SEGE: hmmmm, just be careful onihaxy, you
know you are still burning under a trouble with
Adebimpe, don’t had more problems to your
head my guy.

ME: ok boss, thanks.

SEGE: how about the mutual friends I told you
to work on?

ME: I sent her a “HI” message and she hadn’t

SEGE: don’t you know the person?

ME: I swear I don’t.

SEGE: you see your life, una go dey pack people
wey you no know for facebook.

ME: hmmmmm

SEGE: just be fast and work on it

ME: ok,

SEGE: has bimpe sent you another text since

ME: not at all

SEGE: ok, I sent her a file on facebook
yesterday, I hope she opened it.

ME: what’s the file?

SEGE: a virus infected file, if she opens it, her
phone or gadget should be corrupted and
infected within 72 hours.

ME: sege!!!!!!!

SEGE: so if that happens, she would have no
choice than to format her device and that will give us a little hope that all those files would
formatted alongside, I just pray she hasn’t
backed them up in another drive.

ME: I pray so too.

SEGE: meanwhile, check out on this your new girl, find out who she is, look deep into her
social network profiles, and also go through

ME: why?

SEGE: something tells me that she might be working with/for Bimpe.

ME: hmmmmmm, you are right sha. I never
thought of it.

SEGE: you should. You know the type of wife
you have, she is very dangerous, she might
employ this new girl, who knows?.

ME: thanks so much my guy. I will watchout.
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After the chat, I decided to think over all the
things segun said.
“Segun might be right ooooo”
Every sunday afternoon, lolade would always
visit me at home, sometimes when we close earlier on friday, we would always go home
together to spend some time before she
departs to her house, it has always been
sessions of hot se*x / romance but I never
that stewpid mistake of bleeping her without condom again.

Six month into the new relationship, the love
between lolade and I was waxing stronger.

Despite the fact that we made it a lowkey
relationship, almost half of the staffs were
aware of our relationship due to some preferential
treatment I do give her.

I had tried to assess her facebook friendlist
couldn’t find anything related to bimpe. I tried
checking her phone but I couldn’t get through because she uses a security password and she
wouldn’t tell me. But I just had this mindset
that she has no connection with bimpe.

7th month into our relationship, something
happened and I discovered something about


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