My Adventures With Jehovah Witness - Season 1 - Episode 3

4 years ago

My Adventures With Jehovah Witness - Season 1 - Episode 3

We chatted for so long about so many things, majorly my school days, academics and career, it was a brotherly chat even though I do tip in on hw beautiful she was and hw lucky her guy will be but she shrug it off and wouldn’t respond whenever I talk about guys……………

Monday was a busy day for me that I didn’t even call her or anything but I beep her up later in the evening to find out if she had submitted the project topic which she said her supervisor was not in school that day…………..

Me:so, what now happened?

Debby: Nothing jare………….and he was the more reason I went to school today

Me:No lectures?

Debby:Not really jare……just one lecture but I can always do away with that….

Me:Ohk……lecturing is good….just lemme know which one he approve

Debby: No problem snakie… “she called me snakie, this geh is sharp oooo………………….” After a while I responded with ……………………..

Me:hmmmmmm

Debby:what hmmmmmm

Me:U now

Debby:wetyn I do?

Me:Your beauty is enchanting……….

Debby:my beauty ke?…………..Nooooooo

ME:Do you know what they say about beauty?

Debby: Whats that oooo

Me:Its always in the eye of the beholder…..and the fact still remains that you might never see yourself, its people like us that can tell what you actually look like………..

Debby:Hmmmm…..Lecturer

Me:How I wish……………..

Debby:Wish wat?

Me:Don’t worry……………….

Debby:tell me now……….

Me:Don’t worry, some things are better left unsaid

Debby:Oya pls now…………..

Me:Promise me you will do whatever I ask u 2 do 4me after I tell u my wish

Debby:I don’t promise ooo but I will do if its not beyond what I can do

Me:Den forget about my wish then……………….

Debby:Ahan…….

Me:Whats it?

Debby:Pls tell me now

Me:Promise me cos what I will ask u is not beyond what you cant do………..The highest thing I can ask 4rm u right now is to ask you out which I wont even ask……………….so, its something minimal

Debby:Ohk, tell me what you wish and what you want me to do 4u…………….

Me:ohk………………..How I wish av met u earlier b4 your guy cos the guy is definitely d luckiest guy on earth

Debby:And how do u know there’s any lucky guy anywhere?

Me:Ahan…….when you are not a kid….u are matured now

Debby:Ohk ooo…..i will say u said so but I don’t think I have any lucky guy and I don’t intend having any1 soonest………………….

Me:hmmmmmm………………….Why?

Debby:Its personal……………….

Dont want to be committed to anybody and my religion doesn’t allow that…………..

Me:Have even forgot that sef……………okay oooo….what about my promise, you know it’s a debt………

Debby:hmmmm….what that ooooo

Me:I wish to see what you look like right now

Debby:hmmmmm………………I cant oooo…
its late already and am already on Bed.

Me:Good night then……………..

Debby:Ahan…………………..Are u angry?…………….hellooo…..hellooo……..hi…….pls talk now… helloo…ohk am sorry………..

Me:sorry for what?

Debby:For not doing what you asked of me…………..

Me:Why sould you be sorry for something u did intentionally……………..dont worry abeg, good night……..

Debby:Oya, pls am sorry……………………………………Have you seen it? That’s the ugly me “she sent a pics of her face in nighties”

Me:U call this one ugly? How wish I can have half of this beauty to myself all alone……..i will be doing thanksgiving in church every weekend………..

Debby:Thank God it’s a wish and not all wishes come tru

Me:But some are always answered exceptionally if u know hw to ask your God….

Debby:I hear u………………..Atleast not this one sha.

Me:Ohk ooo…..i will say u said so..

Debby:smile

Me:Abeg tomorrow is another day for work, lemme sleep

Debby:Ohk…Good night

Me:Good night….Dream of me

Debby:Smile…………………..ohk…………………………… That’s how we ended our chat on Monday night

(STEP TWO, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED)……
With the chat have been able to know the kind of person she is and the fact that I was able to convince her to send me her pics and she did means something…………(She can be convince). Something worrisome happened on Tuesday that I don’t even know how I did it…………….I lost my phone in the evening…………….All my contacts and Debby is gone already….having the time to go and retrieve my line will also be another issue as my work schedule doesn’t give much time…………..SO, IS THIS HOW DEBBY WILL GO JUST LIKE THAT? retrieved my line on Wednesday and bought another phone on Friday afternoon….not until Saturday afternoon before my line started working fully due to some network hitches……Debby’s contact was no where to be found…well I guess that’s “one meat lost”…..life goes on jare………… Saturday morning was normal routine for me and all my hope was that Debby might come to the area maybe I will use the opportunity to see her, because of that, I didn’t go out throughout Saturday and I was outside the compound for majority of the day thinking I will see her pass by…..i went the extra mile of trying to locate where she said they usually have their service but I couldn’t get it…finally, I surrendered but just wondering if she never even bothered to try my number again or she doesn’t even need me again…………………that was how I spent my Saturday without any news from Debby…..(Very painful and sad) …………………… I never even bothered myself again on Sunday as I already accepted my fate….I was indoor around 4pm on Sunday evening seeing some movies when I heard a knock on my door……………….

Me:Pls come in….the door is opened I said