My Adventures With Jehovah Witness - Season 1 - Episode 2

4 years ago

My Adventures With Jehovah Witness - Season 1 - Episode 2

My guys left me after a while and I started doing some house chores and all other stuff (Bachelors life), I ate, sleep till later in the evening when I decided to visit some friends in my area…Need to say here that am a gentle guy to the core, I hardly talk and not too many people know me in the area, my schedule was always from work to house everyday and indoor most times of the weekend..If not for football I doubt if anybody will know me in the area. I dressed to my finest and walk through my street to like three other street, who was coming out of a shop?the lady that came in the morning to preach for me but she was putting on another cloth this time around but still almost the same way she dressed in the morning….she was walking towards my side and my mind quickly flashed on what my guy said in the morning…..this babe was naturally endowed…….fully packed. I didn’t let her walk pass me before saying hello

Me: Good afternoon sister

Lady:Good afternoon sir (trying to walk away immediately)

Me:Sorry oooo sister, I was the one you came to preach for at the other street this morning “she stopped and look back with a smile”

Me: You, remembered? Drinking with some of my guys early in the morning

Lady:ohk…Good afternoon Sir….”walk a bit towards her before she decide to walk away again”

Me:My name is snakie

Lady:Am Deborah……………………

Me:Nice meeting you

Debby:It’s a pleasure

Me:Thanks so much for coming by this morning, your discussion was an eye opener and reading through the pamphlet today says a lot to me (I read anytyn)

Debby:that’s good to hear brother snakie

Me:Do you stay around here……….

Debby:No ooooo……….our meeting point is just down the street, that’s where we usually meet before going for evangelism

Me:I guess as much cos have never seen this face before in this area (How many face wey I no)

Debby:Yes…………………

Me:whats sister debby doing aside from evangelism

Debby:am a student in the State uni here

Me:u don’t mean it …..greatest **********

Debby:smile

Me:what course are you studying………………

Debby: Banking and Finance 300level

Me:You can imagine….I graduated from that department 3yrs ago, I guess u must be in 100level then or just gain admission (Me, banking and finance? Dem no dey share dog laps give an imam now)….though I graduated from that same faculty (FMS) definitely not Banking and finance but as a FMS student that knows the happenings in the faculty, I knew every bit of things in that faculty…….

Me:What of Dr Oyesanmi, is he still that same strict lecturer

Debby: Yes ooooo………..still the same way ooo

Me:Hey yah….i was his boy way back then and he was my supervisor

Debby:ehn ehn………………I even gave him 3 topics for my project but he rejected all that I should go and bring another ones and if I didn’t come up with any, he will give me one….

Me:Don’t allow him to give you any oooo cos the materials might be scarce

Debby:That’s what people are saying oooo

Me:I have some very good topics at home with the materials that you can use, maybe you should give me your number lemme text them to you and if he accepted any one of them, you can come and pick all the materials………….

Debby:Waoh…I will so much appreciate that, thanks so much…………. Handed my phone over to her to type her number then dialed it immediately to be sure it wasn’t a wrong number…………….

(STEP ONE, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED)
We parted ways, I couldn’t help but look at her backside as she walk away,i wonder what that big bossom will look like inside a jean……I was all smile and thinking of strategy to fully get to her….the question now is How will I get project topic that will suite banking and finance?………………Wahala dey ooooo, I got home later in the evening and started checking through my archives, all I could get was my own personal project which was not even related at all…I started searching online to see if I can get some ready made thesis and all sort…After so much wahala, I was able to arrive at three topics which I immediately text to her…..i didn’t even bother to call if she sees it or not………

The following morning I got a whatsapp message on my phone saying thank you so much bro snakie, I will submit it to him on Monday………….Her dp was totally different from what I saw, the person on the dp was on jean and armless top with ear rings and light make up to match it up…

This was quite different from this same debby that I had to ask her if she was the one on the Dp…..

Me:hello sister, is dis you on ur dp

Debby:Yes sir…y ask

Me:you look different but just that your beauty is still the same with what I saw physically

Debby:Am the one, don’t mind me sir

Me:Pls am not Sir, you can call me snakie

Debby:Nah…I cant oooo…you are older than me and the onus lies on me to respect you

Me:Calling me Sir, doesn’t mean respect please…..You can still call me by name and respect me

Debby:ohk…..Noted sir

Me:Now you are using Sir 4me again

Debby:Am so sorry………………………….

Me:Smile……………………….