Why So Sexy, Miss Evans - S01 E42

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Why So Sexy, Miss Evans - S01 E42

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 42

My British soul is happy.

The cold weather the biscuits, not cookies, and the suffering screams of the birds that didn't make it in time to leave this hell land before the winter and were slowly but surely dying.

The plane part was terrible obviously but once I landed it was all worth it, the only down part is that I'll miss Daniella, and maybe Soph.

But Daniella and I have been exchanging a few messages, she was just as sadistic writing as she was talking, also she was a slow typer which I'm not surprised, she was merely 27 but her technology knowledge was similar to a 60-year-old lady's.

It's been a little over two weeks since I landed and things have been fine around here, uncle Fatberry is just as funny and fat as last year, I think fatter even, which makes his name funnier even though it's not his real name, something I'm yet to discover.

And so I still have a few days till I have to go back to school which sucks but at least I'll be able to see Daniella.

Also, I received a few messages from the hospital Ed is at, and he seems to be getting better day by day and I'm really excited to see him when I get back, I've been looking for a few souvenirs to take home, for Soph a bag of pork scratchings as I do every year, she likes it and it's disgusting but I'm not judging.

For Daniella I bought a keychain that said "World's Best Teacher" with a Big Ben building, I'll definitely get a laugh out of her reaction.

And as for Ed, I'm looking for something as funny but more sentimental. I still have to look for it.

Today is the last day of Hanukkah and tomorrow is the last day of the year and I still don't know how I'll celebrate it, my dad is a buffer and will fall asleep before midnight, my cousins are going out to drink and party, which I'm not slightly interested in.

I'll probably just stay in with uncle Fatberry watching the fireworks going on around the world and eat chocolate, we did that last year and I actually really enjoy being with him, he was like Ed but douchy, he was funny and had pretty cool stories to tell, he would do a great grandad, even though he always says he hates the idea of having kids because he doesn't them, which is a lie... I'm pretty much a kid and he loves me.

"You going with the kids out tomorrow?" Uncle Fatberry asks as I approach him in the kitchen with his almost empty cuppa in hands, as always.

"I don't think so, I'd rather stay home, it's not really my cuppa," I say pointing to his hands in a miserable attempt to make a joke.

"I'm the uncle, and still you're the one with the uncle jokes, Anna you have to work on that hun or you ain't getting the girls," he says amusedly preparing yet another cuppa. "Also, I think you should go and give me a break."

"Well you seem fine, I don't think you need a break, I'll not give you a break," I say winking at him as I went to the living room with my sandwich.

"Ugh, annoying brat."

He loves me.

The rest of the day went by fast, I went to the mall to get Ed's souvenir and I actually was able to find something really cute and funny, I think he'll like it.

It was almost midnight when I got a text from Daniella, it was still 4 pm back at Arizona.

"I just came from the hospital, Edward is awake and well, he sends you kisses."

That text alone warmed my heart to no extent, not only because Ed is fine but because Daniella went all the way to check on him for me.

"That's great! Can't wait to see him, can't wait to see you too."