The Calabar Woman - S01 E02

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The Calabar Woman - S01 E02

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 2

when I sight them , my body started shaking . shaking in the sense that what the Calabar woman was carrying on her body wasn’t what grandpa nor Mazi okafor could handle.

I sat down at the entrance watching wonders. They walked to where I was and I bent my head down.

” Can’t you greet your new grandmother?” Mazi okafor thundered at me angrily . Grandpa looked at me angrily as well and said :

“I remembered very clearly that I told you I will be bringing in a new woman to the house that you must show respect and you have started misbehaving even before my own eyes. Don’t worry , by the time am through with madam J inside the house I will come for you ”

I took a proper look at madam J . Every part of her body were intact . Is it her curve or her front side haaaaaah, to make it real grandpa has eyes .

” Let’s go inside , don’t mind the foolish boy” said Mazi okafor.

” Let’s go inside , inside where ?” Grandpa asked Mazi okafor surprisedly.

” See me see trouble oh. I thought we are going inside the house the three of us ? Replied Mazi okafor.

” Your bus stop ends here. Go home to your wife and allow me ride my Venza. Enemies of progress” grandpa thundered at him.

As grandpa was about entering the room with madam J, grandma rushed out from the kitchen .

” Where do you think you are going to with that thing?” She thundered at grandpa with the whole anger in the world .

Grandpa walked round Asif he was searching for something and said : ” where is the thing ? Because I can’t find a thing here ” he replied.

“Ha,ha, ha!!” Mazi okafor laughed. ” She is referring to madam J with the Venza ” he replied.

“Baby , I thought you said your wife is completely out of your life , why then is she still pestering your life? ” Madam J asked .

” Ooh, she is even calling you baby as old as you are ” Grandma spoke angrily and landed a slap to her face . I rushed and held grandma. I was trying to sperate them when she landed me a very hot slap .

” What have I done this time ” I asked surprisedly .

” As big as you are ,You can’t stop your grandpa from bringing in another woman in to the house . Shame on you Ben, shame on you” she spoke angrily .

” How dare you land a slap on my woman? How dare you ?” Grandpa thundered at Grandma.

” If only she knew how much you have spent on that chest (Benz) of madam J she won’t lay her hands on her talk more of how much you have spent on that her Venza ( buttocks )” said Mazi okafor.

” Ben go and push her out of this compound or I do something crazy here ” grandma ordered.

Where I was, I looked at the size of madam J, how big she was . No wonder grandma used push instead of chase . I can’t push a bulldozer alone .

” Ben what are you still standing there for ? I said push her out of the compound ” grandma thundered. I walked to where grandma was, and whispered to her saying;

” Hmm, Grandma ooh, it’s better you slap me 10times more than to go and push a bulldozer alone . If that woman hold me na die be that ooh . See, even If i call all my ten friends in this village we can’t push madam J out ”