Men Dey Reason - S01 E138

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E138

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 138

My Church service that morning would be

awesome, especially with a Gold necklace hanging

like a medal in my neck. Or so i tot.

Church was heavenly, i sang with Joy, and i

danced like that day was declared World Dance

day. All because i wore a Necklace that was pure

Gold.

I was dressed Golden also.

My shirt was a perfect

description of what they call “bling bling”. It

shone like the morning Sun.

“Flow make we dey go house, church don close na”

Brainbox said.

“me and you na Twins? Dem born us together? Na

must say we must go house together” I said to

him.

As I and Brainbox walked to the bus-stop to board

a bus that would take us to Nekede, i was hearing

two Ladies gisting behind us. They weren’t

gossiping about someone as normal when two

Ladies are together gisting, they were telling

themselves how awesome the Service was.

Why wouldn’t the Service be awesome? When it

was the handsomely beautiful Pastor Kel that

preached. Pastor Kel was a dashing hunk, with

broad shoulders and pink lips.

Another attribute he had was his bald head.

Saying his head was without hair is an

understatement, his head was a Mirror anytime

anyday.

Albeit Pastor Kel was married to a beautiful wife,

saying all the Ladies in the church were heading

over hills for him is an understatement, they

were heading over mountains for him. And i was

sure they could do anything to have a baby by him,

and be a millionaire like rapper 50cent said.

“Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no

harm” goes a verse in the Holy Book. I was sure

the beautiful Demons on Angels skin we had as

Choir members would not make the Spirit filled

Pastor Kel fall out of Ministery.

I finally realized that the Ladies gisting behind us

was Gabriella and her friend Sandra a.k.a small

stout as they came closer.