Men Dey Reason - S01 E124

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E124

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 124

Not knowing i was still talking to the air.

When i knew i was actually talking the air was

when i heard Man snoring.

“guy you don sleep?” I asked a rheotorical

question.

As i put on the screen light of my phone, i saw

Man sleeping on the floor with his mouth wide

open and saliva dripping out.

“see this mumu don sleep, shey na for here you go

sleep” I said.

You see, that was another evident to show that

drinking speaks Irresponsibility.

My irresponsible friend Man was asleep, and i was

feeling sleepy too.

But the Buccaneers were still much around.

I decided i must sleep, be it as it may. But before i

would sleep, i would say a prayer that would

protect me from the Buccaneers.

I recited the Lord’s prayer four times, and still

made mistakes while reciting it for the fifth time.

Then i prayed; “Angel East, Angel West, Angel

North and South, do your best to watch and guard

me while i rest” “Amen” I answered.

My eyes saw two mattresses on the floor, Man

was lying on one, while the other one awaited me

to lie on it.

“who buy two foam put for this shop” I asked

myself.

As i landed on the mattress reserved for me, it

turned cemented floor miraculously.

“Ahhhhhh!! My head oh my leg oh” I cried, as i fell

to the cemented floor like an elephant.

I thanked my stars the Baccaneers never heard

me cry.