Men Dey Reason - S01 E87

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E87

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 87

The next thing i heard was a heavy b’ang at the

door.

“open this door” I heard a voice yelled from

outside. I thought the MOPOs were back for a

Season 2.

Brainbox ran out of the toilet and whispered to

me, “who be that?”. “na MOPO oh, them don come

again oh” I replied.

“Flow open this door” The voice yelled b’anging the

door harder.

“Flow na your name them call na, go open the door

for them” Brainbox whispered.

“i no be Flow, Flow no be my name” I replied.

I and Brainbox stampeded in the dark room.

We stampeded to the extent that we were

practically hugging each other.

“Flow! Brainbox!! Man!!! Make una come open door

for me na” I heard the voice called.

That was when it dawned on me that the person

outside was Tega and not a MOPO. Because a MOPO

wouldn’t mention the names of three of us, unless

of course that MOPO was Ade.

I went to open the door and Tega asked, “why you

dey fear to come open door na?”.

“i think say na MOPO na” I replied.

As Tega laughed at me loudly, i percieved that he

was drunk. S’kunk drunk.

Not just him, but Opopo and Lydia also. They were

all drunk.

“where una dey come from na?” I inquired.

“we go drink oh, as we dey come back naso

Vigilante stop us oh, we beg tayah but them no

gree leave us, them come give us broom make we

sweep main road” Tega narrated.

“Flow darling!!” Lydia placed her hand on my

chest. “mumu girl, Men dey drink, you wey be

woman dey drink sef, comot your hand for my

chest jor” I nearly said, and i removed her

monster-like hand from my chest.

Tega went straight to lie on the floor, Lydia

joined him.

But before Brainbox could take his position by my

side, Opopo was already there. Brainbox had no

choice but to manage the floor.

The smelling S’kunk air that Opopo breathe out

instead of it to chase sleep far from me, it

fetched me sleep.

I dreamt i was eating Suya.

Maybe it was the Suya i ate at Ama Hausa earlier

that chased me to dreamland. Or maybe not.

Someone tapped me to daybreak, and i heard,

“mumu Boy, you just dey chop Opopo vomit”, It was

Man.

I opened my eyes wide to see that Opopo had

thrown up close to my face.

And i realized the Suya i was eating in the dream

were the b’alls of Eba Opopo threw up.