Men Dey Reason - S01 E84

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E84

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 84

The bus conductor quickly dipped the bunch of

money he held into his pocket, and he attacked

Brainbox.

Bigie attacked one of the guys with the bottle.

Lucky enough, the person he attacked was with a

bottle that had not been broken.

“gboooooooaaaaaar!!” Another guy smashed the

bottle he held making my heartbeat read 30beats

per second. And that was the guy i was supposed

to attack.

In Taekwondo martial Art, we were taught by our

Sabonim that if we want to disarm a person with a

weapon, we should sway to different directions

swiftly, that if we notice the person’s vision

becomes unsteady, we could easily collect the

weapon, smartly though.

In Pidgin to sway that way is called “Turn-turn

corner, Aeroplane corner”.

That was what i started doing and it seemed it

was working. I did that keeping my guard.

“come fight na, you dey fear?” The guy said.

“you come na, you dey fear?” I replied.

The more he came closer to me, the more i swayed

to different directions of the ring.

Ring i said because our Sabonim once told us that

we should assume every fighting spot as a Ring.

The theory of the Great Mohammed Ali in his

vibrant years was; “if you don’t come to me, i will

not come to you, but if you come to me, i will sting

you”. I was waiting for him to come and recieve a

sting.

Ali’s famous cliche goes; “I Float like a Butterfly

and sting like a Bee”. That was exactly what i did,

or rather in my case, “I Flow like a Butterfly and

sting like a Bee”.

So i stung him like a Bee with a punch to his chin,

that was after i had kicked the bottle off his

hand.

I lost focus in the fight and it almost cost me a

serious dental harm.

Omoh mehn! The guy let out a punch to my mouth,

that i thought i had lost my 32 teeth.

The next punch came to my right eye that i saw

birds flew round my head.

That punch brought me back to seriousness, that i

in all seriousness replied him.

I continued with my swaying trick, and my next

target was his d’ick. In a movie i watched, one of

actors said and i quote; “Don’t go for the Jugular,

go for the D’ick”.

I sent a punch to his Solar plexus and continued

swaying and shuffling. He sent one that couldn’t

get me.

I was so focused on my target that i never saw

him sent a heavy punch to my chest. It was as if a

50kg bag of Rice landed on my chest. My Heart

unplugged from it’s axis. I heard something

p’umping in my stomach.

“abi my heart don fall for my belle?” I asked

myself.