Men Dey Reason - S01 E75

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E75

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 75

Many S’crotum and P’enis had gone, more would

sure join, but not mine.

“The sun rises in the East and set in the West”

goes the cliche. The town of Owerri shone like the

Sun just rose that Evening.

“make una leave me make i speak Hausa with them

the Mallam oh” Man cautioned.

As we crossed to the other side of the road to

meet the Northerner or rather Mallam that did

bureau de change, i said a little prayer for the

P’enis of any of us not to fly away.

“okay, Bigie bring the Dollars” Man collected the

Dollar notes from Bigie and handed it over to a

Mallam.

“guy you go chop Suya? Make we go buy Suya na”

Brainbox suggested. “guy make we go, i dey like

Ama Hausa Suya” I agreed.

“guy una no know where una dey so? Una go find

una p’rick oh, e be like say una no like una p’rick

oh” Tupac warned. Tupac unlike the Notorious BIG

was so lily livered.

“so because we dey Ama Hausa, make we no chop

Suya again” Brainbox said and we both walked to

the Suya Stand.

If there were “double-decker” Suya stands

anywhere in the world, then it could be found only

in Ama Hausa.