Men Dey Reason - S01 E73

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E73

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 73

I wasn’t even sure my Dad had seen Dollar since he

was born. Okay, he had seen it once, when he

went for United Nation peace keeping in Liberia.

He not only saw it, he owned it.

I know as you read this, you would say; “Flow is

from a poor home!”. Well, you are not far from

the truth.

We were so poor that we had two TVs; one for

picture, one for sound. And when the TV that

produced picture spoilt, we had to make do with

the TV that produced sound.

We were so poor that when my rich friends asked

me what my favorite food was, my answer was

Beans and Bread(B and B).

We were so poor that i thought munching soaked

Garri was the same as taking Corn Flakes.

We were so poor that Lunch was Dinner.

We were so poor that i grew pot belly at age

seven.

But now Levels don change sha. Baba God noni.

“guys na to enter Ama Hausa go change this Dollar

to Naira oh” Tupac suggested, “make una go wear

cloth make all of us go na” said Bigie.

Ama Hausa! Oh Ama Hausa!! Ama Hausa literally

means Home for Hausas or Northerners.

In Ama Hausa, you could change Dollar to Naira.

Infact, you could change to any currency in the

world. Bureau de Change was it.

If that was all, the place wouldn’t had been

dreaded. In Ama Hausa, you could buy and sell

anything in the world, even human head.

You could buy things ranging from Suya, to

Wrapper, to Phone, to laptop, to Igboh, to human

tongue, to human s’crotum, just name it. Infact

sometimes i wondered if their delicious Suya was

human parts.