Men Dey Reason - S01 E51

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E51

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 51

I managed to slowly finish the second half. At

the

end SugarBaby Flow scored 82bags for loading

and

70bags for offloading, while SugarBaby Man

scored

118bags for loading and 130bags for offloading.

We waited for 30minutes before we resumed to

“chop” Biscuit.

“unu welldone oh!” Old Solja said as he came to

where we were working. “old solja!! Old

solja!!” we

chorused.

I was mixing the sand and cement and at the

same

time catching a glimpse of Madam Ifeoma’s

a*ss

from time to time. The sight of her television

shaped a*ss gave me more energy to work.

As she turned to instruct Igbakwambo on

where he

would keep the moulded blocks, i caught an

anterior view of her a’ss, and my mouth was

ajar.

Someone came to obstruct my view. It was Old

solja. He was discussing something with Madam

Ifeoma. As i continued to glance within an

interval

of 1minute to see if Old solja had finished

discussing with her so i would continue from

where

i stopped, i saw something that surprised me.

Old solja’s shabby trouser was torn widely

revealing

his mighty s’crotum. It was as if he had two

big

ripe mangoes hanging as s’crotum. “see dis old

man no dey wear p’ant” i mistakenly muttered.

It

was as if he heard me.

“Wetin u talk Flowa?” Old solja suddenly

turned and

questioned.

I instantly went d’umb.

“ehn ehnnnn ehnnn i talk say ehnnnnn” i was

pretending to be stammering while trying to

figure

out a lie to tell, “i talk say ehnn ehnnn i talk

say

see this Old man no dey fear Ant” i finally

figured

out the best lie.