Men Dey Reason - S01 E48

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Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 48

As she stretched out her right hand to change

gear, i tot she was reaching for my d’ick. My

erected d’ick sure looked like a car gear lever.

We arrived the cement depot in no time. It was

time for the much awaited Sugar baby. I tot as

the name “Sugar baby” literally meant

sweatness, so would the work be sweat. Yes! It

was sweat. Bitterly sweat.

While Madam ifeoma was bargaining the price with

the cement sellers, we went to change to our

kponkpon attire. Also, we were putting on

sunglasses to prevent the cement particles from

entering our eyes.

Sugar baby started.

My intention was to carry more Sugar baby than

Man wey dey “always” reason. He reasons better

when it was time for work. We were to carry

200bags of cement. 20naira to load a bag into the

truck, and 20naira to offload a bag at the site.

Which is, 40naira for the loading and offloading of

each bag of cement.

After One hour of hectic Sugar baby, we finished

with the first half scores as: SugarBaby Flow

82bags — SugarBaby Man 118bags.

As we entered the back of the truck and it moved

slowly behind Madam Ifeoma’s car, i consoled

myself that i still had “second half” to equalize

and that i still had reserved strength to offload

the cement, i never knew a part of my body would

hinder me greatly.

“aaaaaaaaaaaah!!! My neck” i cried out. “wetin

do ur neck?” Man queried. “aaaaaaaah my neck

don break” i said. “how your neck no go break? U

think say Sugar baby easy?” Man said, “Flow,

make i ask u oh, when u lick sugar, how e dey

taste?” Man asked, “e dey sweat na” i responded

with my hand on my neck. “when u lick plenty

sugar, wetin go happen to you?” Man asked again,

“u go get jedi jedi na” i responded. “ehen na the

Jedi jedi u dey get so, na the Jedi jedi of Sugar

baby be say person neck go break” Man narrated

laughing at me.

I just needed a Divine healing for the neck pain,

or rather Jedi jedi. because i needed to offload

more bags than Man wey dey reason.

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