Men Dey Reason - S01 E45

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E45

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 45

The room was rather silent to our surprise.

We met “the kind” Pkc studying the Bible.

“Pkc where everybody na?” Brainbox asked, “i

met

only Baba jay at home when i came, he just

left

now, he went to buy drugs for his headache

and

body pains” Pkc replied.

“how him no go get headache and body pain,

when

Opopo don beat s’hit comot for him body” i

thought

with the left side of my brain.

While the right side of my brain told me to

quickly

confirm if my money was still in the bag.

I grabbed my bag to confirm. Lo and behold the

money was gone. Bigie had done his worst.

He tore my bag open.

Maybe he was on a revenge mission for the 3k i

stole, or rather, i found in my trouser pocket,

just

maybe.

But if you ask me i would say he stole the

change

left of his 3k.

Penny wise, Pounds f’oolish.

SCORES: Flow 1 – Bigie 1

“Flow dis one wey ur face dey like dis, any

wahala?” Snoop asked as we sat under the

mango

tree, “no problem oh, i just no dey happy” I

replied.

“guy make we no dey let Bigie enter our room

again, dat guy na big thief” I said with a

frown.

“shey him thief ur money?” Snoop inquired.

“no oh,

dem no born am well make him thief my money

na”

i lied.

“guy MAN U get match with Fulham today oh”

Snoop informed, ” ok, na which time the match

be?”

I asked, “e go soon start sef” Snoop replied.

“Man, u go follow us go watch MAN U match?” I

asked Man as he came to join us.

“even if i no be MAN U fan, i go follow una go

watch una match, so i go fit laugh una when

una

lose the match” Man said. “no wahala make we

see weda Fulham go fit win us for our home” i

said.

Just then, the talented pilferer, the skillful

pick

pocket and the world best robber came in. No

other person than Bigie smalls.

“make una come make we go watch match, i go

buy one bottle of beer for everybody if we win

the

match” Bigie said.

“you be thief, na the money wey u thief for my

bag

nahim u wan take buy us beer, thunder go fire

u” i

almost said

“B I G!!! U be correct man” Man hailed “where

we

go stay drink the beer na?” Brainbox asked an

irrelevant question, “even if we go stay inside

toilet

drink am, that one no matter, my own be say i

wan

drink one big Udeme” I said and they all

laughed.

When i said Udeme, i meant Guinness, a.k.a Big

bros, a.k.a 1759. Udeme was coined out from a

Guinness advert on Tv, an advert i would say

was

the best advert on Tv at that time. The

starting line

of the advert i would never forget, it read:

“My

friend Udeme is a great man, when he was a

boy

his teacher asked him where he would love

working, up there!! he said”. And the

concluding

line read: “at the end of the day friendly light

would

guide him home. And on a table of men, he

would

say; let the beer see the skies but not for too

long”.

“make una no worry we go drink for Riverside

after

the Match” Man said. “where be Riverside

na?” i

asked.

“when we reach there u go see am” Man

answered

his usual way.

I, Brainbox, Man, Bigie and Snoop set off to

the

football viewing centre. What we never knew

was

that a friend of ours would almost kick the

bucket

because of L102, or rather L105.

That friend of ours was Brainbox.