Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 45
The room was rather silent to our surprise.
We met “the kind” Pkc studying the Bible.
“Pkc where everybody na?” Brainbox asked, “i
only Baba jay at home when i came, he just
now, he went to buy drugs for his headache
body pains” Pkc replied.
“how him no go get headache and body pain,
Opopo don beat s’hit comot for him body” i
with the left side of my brain.
While the right side of my brain told me to
confirm if my money was still in the bag.
I grabbed my bag to confirm. Lo and behold the
money was gone. Bigie had done his worst.
He tore my bag open.
Maybe he was on a revenge mission for the 3k i
stole, or rather, i found in my trouser pocket,
But if you ask me i would say he stole the
left of his 3k.
Penny wise, Pounds f’oolish.
SCORES: Flow 1 – Bigie 1
“Flow dis one wey ur face dey like dis, any
wahala?” Snoop asked as we sat under the
tree, “no problem oh, i just no dey happy” I
“guy make we no dey let Bigie enter our room
again, dat guy na big thief” I said with a
“shey him thief ur money?” Snoop inquired.
dem no born am well make him thief my money
“guy MAN U get match with Fulham today oh”
Snoop informed, ” ok, na which time the match
I asked, “e go soon start sef” Snoop replied.
“Man, u go follow us go watch MAN U match?” I
asked Man as he came to join us.
“even if i no be MAN U fan, i go follow una go
watch una match, so i go fit laugh una when
lose the match” Man said. “no wahala make we
see weda Fulham go fit win us for our home” i
Just then, the talented pilferer, the skillful
pocket and the world best robber came in. No
other person than Bigie smalls.
“make una come make we go watch match, i go
buy one bottle of beer for everybody if we win
match” Bigie said.
“you be thief, na the money wey u thief for my
nahim u wan take buy us beer, thunder go fire
“B I G!!! U be correct man” Man hailed “where
go stay drink the beer na?” Brainbox asked an
irrelevant question, “even if we go stay inside
drink am, that one no matter, my own be say i
drink one big Udeme” I said and they all
When i said Udeme, i meant Guinness, a.k.a Big
bros, a.k.a 1759. Udeme was coined out from a
Guinness advert on Tv, an advert i would say
the best advert on Tv at that time. The
of the advert i would never forget, it read:
friend Udeme is a great man, when he was a
his teacher asked him where he would love
working, up there!! he said”. And the
line read: “at the end of the day friendly light
guide him home. And on a table of men, he
say; let the beer see the skies but not for too
“make una no worry we go drink for Riverside
the Match” Man said. “where be Riverside
“when we reach there u go see am” Man
his usual way.
I, Brainbox, Man, Bigie and Snoop set off to
football viewing centre. What we never knew
that a friend of ours would almost kick the
because of L102, or rather L105.
That friend of ours was Brainbox.