Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 44
After Ade finished giving us a nice hair cut and
paid, it instantly dawned on me that my Biscuit
money was finished. What was suppose to be a
“take home pay” couldn’t even take me half
We arrived the compound to meet a cheerful
Daniel and David were playing football, Haruna
his “Miss World” wife were watching over their
wares against any Evil plan of L101 and L102, i
suppose. Not knowing that the L101 and L102
thieves would always take them unaware.
As we stood close to the compound’s gate
with Bigie, someone came in. That someone
in with an Ape.
What made me realized the “thing” Tupac came
with wasn’t an Ape was when she said, “hello”
nobody in particular, “hi” Bigie responded.
As the name “Bigie” was to Stealing, so was
name “Tupac” to Womanizing.
He could go after anything on skirt, trouser,
b’ombshot and even wrapper.
He could sleep with anyone carrying two
in the chest. Whether the Oranges are Big or
Small, ripe or unripe.
S’ex was the most valueable word in his
But not S’ex with an Ape na?
The lady, or rather the Ape Tupac came in with
was very short. She was as dark as my
grandmum’s cooking pot, no “manchester”, no
To crown the whole thing up, she was
“so naso Tupac dey carry anyhow woman?” i
to Bigie after Tupac left with his Ape, “no oh,
dey carry fine fine ones sef oh, him wan just
the girl Kpomoh chop” Bigie replied with a
Talking of “thiefing” Kpomoh, i hope the
kept in my bag haven’t been “thiefed”? I just
As we walked to our room, i silently muttered a
prayer to God that my 1500naira should still be