Men Dey Reason - S01 E44

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E44

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 44

After Ade finished giving us a nice hair cut and

we

paid, it instantly dawned on me that my Biscuit

money was finished. What was suppose to be a

“take home pay” couldn’t even take me half

way

home.

We arrived the compound to meet a cheerful

atmosphere.

Daniel and David were playing football, Haruna

and

his “Miss World” wife were watching over their

wares against any Evil plan of L101 and L102, i

suppose. Not knowing that the L101 and L102

thieves would always take them unaware.

As we stood close to the compound’s gate

gisting

with Bigie, someone came in. That someone

came

in with an Ape.

What made me realized the “thing” Tupac came

in

with wasn’t an Ape was when she said, “hello”

to

nobody in particular, “hi” Bigie responded.

As the name “Bigie” was to Stealing, so was

the

name “Tupac” to Womanizing.

He could go after anything on skirt, trouser,

b’ombshot and even wrapper.

He could sleep with anyone carrying two

“Oranges”

in the chest. Whether the Oranges are Big or

Small, ripe or unripe.

S’ex was the most valueable word in his

dictionary.

But not S’ex with an Ape na?

The lady, or rather the Ape Tupac came in with

was very short. She was as dark as my

grandmum’s cooking pot, no “manchester”, no

“backassi”.

To crown the whole thing up, she was

practically

limping.

“so naso Tupac dey carry anyhow woman?” i

said

to Bigie after Tupac left with his Ape, “no oh,

him

dey carry fine fine ones sef oh, him wan just

thief

the girl Kpomoh chop” Bigie replied with a

smile.

Talking of “thiefing” Kpomoh, i hope the

Kpomoh i

kept in my bag haven’t been “thiefed”? I just

hope

so.

As we walked to our room, i silently muttered a

prayer to God that my 1500naira should still be

in

my bag.