Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 40
“make una bring water na” Man shouted fidgety.
His shouting didn’t move me an inch, i just
concentrated on getting more meat than
After the meat “challenge”, this was the scores:
Flow 3- Brainbox 5. I wasn’t happy Brainbox got
more meat than me.
Like the cliche goes, “like minds, reason alike”. I
and Brainbox were wise enough not to eat any of
the meat, instead we kept them all in our pockets,
in other not to arose suspicions.
Water was sprinkled on Baba jay, and he returned
to the land of the living coughing.
We all sighed with relief that our most precious
Baba jay had “resurected”.
It was time to continue eating the delicious “Ofe
“i dey come make i go piss” Brainbox excused
himself, “me sef wan go piss” i said instantly
before i would turn out to be the scape goat.
Brainbox dashed out of the room with the speed of
light, i followed. We both ran as if we were in a
100metre race. “thief!! Thief!! Catch them!!
Ole!! Ndi oshi!!” were the voices i heard shouting
What we never knew was that a tragedy awaited
We found nowhere convinient enough to seat and
munch our meat but the Backyard.
We sat beside Kate’s window. We brought out the
meat, held it on our hands and was about to start
eating it when i heard, “aaaaaah! Aaaaah!! U are
almost there!! Harder!! Harder!! Aaaaaah” Kate
was moaning noisily. Initially i thought it was
from the Tv, maybe she was watching a B’lue
It was a B’lue f’ilm of course, a B’lue f’ilm with
Kate acting the “lead role” and a pot bellied Man
acting the “supporting role”, while I and Brainbox
were acting the role of “Waka pass”.
The pot bellied Man was trying hard to satisfy
Kate, all to no avail.
The Pot bellied Man that was old enough to be
Kate’s Dad was on top while Kate was below.
Seeing Kate’s succulent b’reast made my “Johnny
bravo” stood at attention.
“harder!! Harder!! Harder!!” Kate the
“Commander in Chief of bedmatics” commanded.
“Kate go kill person papa oh” i tot. From the
corner of my eyes, i saw that Branbox was keenly
watching the s*x scene as if he was watching a
movie in the Cinema.
We had practically forgotten we were holding
meat in our hands.
“harder!! Harder!! Harder!!” the Commander in
Chief commanded again. As i heard the word
“harder” this time, my d’ick stood harder as if i
was the one f”ucking her.
“harder!! Harder!! Harder!! Harder!!” the
Commander in Chief commanded yet again pissing
me off, because i couldn’t imagine a lady
Commanding me to give it to her “harder”. I
would simply give it to her “hardest”.
“harder!! Harder!!” Commander Kate commanded
even yet again, this time i couldn’t help but said,
“give the babe harder na” in a low voice.
I instantly felt like chewing back my words, but it
had already flew to Kate’s hearing. They already
heard what i said.
There was instant silence both on their part and
on our part. I tot we were safe. I was wrong, we
Kate stood up, removed the boiling ring from the
bucket of water she left boiling.
“dis one wan go baf, dem don wayah her finish,
she wan go baf hot water” so i tot.
And, “poooooaaaaaah!!” she poured the content
of the bucket on us.
The water wasn’t just hot, it was piping hot.
“chineke moh!! I don die oh!! Yeeeeeeh!!” I and
Brainbox shouted and fled.
Meat wey we thief, we no even chop am sef.