Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 36
“GGuy no be today we go go dat Nekede Exclusive
garden, na tomorrow, i wan go fill JAMB form”
Man said the next morning after morning
devotion. “me sef dey comot, i dey enter IMSU,
the course wey i get spill over na today them dey
do the test” I said.
I came back from school at about 2pm and met a
full house save Pkc. “where Pkc go na?” I asked,
“u dey ask M’umu question, shey you no know
where him dey dey? na Church na” Snoop replied.
“food dey house?” I asked, “no food oh” Man
As we sat under the Mango tree munching unripe
P-square, then came Bigie. The Notorious BIG.
“dis one wey una dey chop P-square wey no ripe,
food no dey una house?” Bigie asked, “food no
dey house oh” the revenous Baba jay responded.
“guys i get one good idea oh, make we catch some
of dis Haruna fowl cook chop na, him no dey house
oh” Notorious BIG suggested. Good idea indeed.
I never bought the idea, but what was i to do? An
idle mind is the devil’s workshop, they say.
We bagan to chase the fowls around the
compound. I knew it wouldn’t be a wild Goose
Bigie caught a hen that was as f’at as himself, he
handed it over to me, and i tranfered it to a big
drum. Next, Brainbox caught a c’ock, he handed it
over to me and i tranfered it to the big drum. At
the end of the chase that lasted for about an
hour, we caught 4hens and 2c’ocks.
Althrough while we were chasing the fowls, Daniel
and David were watching us keenly. I was
wondering what they would be saying in their
minds, maybe they would be saying, “these men
are thieves, i don’t want to be like them when i
grow up”. Same thing i said when i was their age,
i said i wouldn’t smoke but i turned out to be a
Lord of smoke, i said i wouldn’t womanize but i
turned out having s’ex with a woman old enough
to be my mum. My next s’ex escapade might be
with a woman old enough to be my grandmum, or so