Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 27
“oga Joe, i wan sew something oh” Brainbox
as we entered the shop of Oga Joe the Tailor.
“wetin u wan sew?” Oga Joe inquired. “u go
me comot the label of dis boxers put for dis
boxers, u go try make u put am the same way
e dey for dis one oh” Brainbox explained to Oga
Joe how he was to swap both labels.
“u think say Snoop no go know?” i said. “unless
carry dis ur sharp amebo mouth tell am, na that
time him go know” Brainbox said, “u dey mad,
family members get sharp mouth” i cursed.
As we waited for Oga Joe to finish sewing, all i
was thinking was Florence, “that girl fine oh,
go fit chyke her so? me wey no get money, shey
na Kpokpon money i go use take care of her?
girl wey get money, na she get that boutique
abeg na high class girl jor” i thought.
Woe betide me if i made use of my kponkpon
earnings to fort any lady’s bill when i was
feeding from hand to mouth. And morealso such
“hard earned money” should be spent on
and not on a female, or so i tot.
I was still lost in my thoughts when the scary
ringtone of my phone brought me back to
He wanted us to come home immediately, that
was having a mini birthday party at home.
As we left Oga Joe’s Shop walking home. i told
Brainbox that we should board a bike so that
wouldn’t miss the fun of the party. I was on a
euphoria mood. I tot it was a normal birthday
i never knew we were in for a dangerous
We got home in time to meet an opened bottle
Saint Remy. With music playing from our sound
system, the room was sure in a party mood.
“Flow bring cup make we pour Saint Remy drink
na” Brainbox said. I brought two cups and we
joined the others drinking.
“make una see King Edward wey una go mix
the Saint Remy oh” Tega the Celebrant
bottles of King Edward dry gin. “u wan kill
How we go mix King Edward and Saint Remy” i
“ehen, Flow and Brainbox, dis na Opopo my
and dis na Lydia my babe” Tega introduced his
friend and his “skinny” girlfriend. I simply
hands with the both of them, Opopo’s hand was
bony while Lydia’s hand was pure bone and no
flesh, it was as if i was shaking the hand of a
“guy see ur Cardinal boxers oh” Brainbox said
offering Snoop the “customised” boxers. “how
take get the boxers?” Snoop asked after
comfirming it was truely Cardinal. “why u wan
know, as far as i don buy ur boxers, how i take
am no be ur concern” Brainbox said.
“what of Pkc na?” I asked nobody in
“him don go church, him say him no go sleep
dis nite, because him wan dey church and
for service tommorow, u know say tommorow na
Sunday” Man replied.
Tega and his friend Opopo were gisting with
infusion of slangs. Snoop soon Joined the gist.
Lydia also. “so dis girl na Black B’ra girl!!
Black B’ra was the female cult that was
So it was only I and Man that weren’t a
of anything “Black”, and of course Baba Jay.
I wasn’t good at drinking dry gin, so i stuck to
drinking only Saint Remy. Though Saint Remy
wasn’t any better. Man was gulping the King
Edward very fast, Baba Jay was faster, and