Men Dey Reason - S01 E22

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Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 22

“guy, i don do one bad thing now now oh”

Brainbox said to me as he came to meet me in

the well where i was fetching more water.

“wetin be d bad thing wey u do?” i inquired.

“after i don do L101 for the Tin tomatoes, i

wan come buy the kerosene because i no say i

no go fit do L101 for the kerosene” Brainbox

began.

“ehen, wetin com happen?” i inquired. “naso i

com tell Nkiru say i wan buy half bottle of

Kerosene oh, se com say funnel wey she go

use pour am for my container no dey there,

naso she com enter inside house say she wan

go bring the funnel oh” Brainbox added.

“ehen, continue” i said. “shebi u know say

our kerosene container dey black, and person

no go know weda something dey inside if

person look am?” Brainbox said. “i know na” i

responded. “as she go inside go bring the

funnel, naso i com quick quick pour one bottle

of kerosene inside our container” Brainbox

added. “as i see say she go notice say i don

thief one bottle of kerosene naso i com burst

two pure water com pour am inside that bottle

wey i empty” Brainbox explained.

“as she come, she com still sell my half bottle

for me, everything com be one and half”

Brainbox added. “Brainbox!! U be original

thief oh, i pity the person wey go buy that

bottle wey u full with water oh” i said. “the

person stove go just blow like bomb” Brainbox

said and we both laughed loudly.

It was time to eat. Too bad, i was paired with

the ravenous Baba jay.

“have u finished preparing the paw paw?” Pkc

asked me. “yes, but i want make we eat this

rice finish before we go chop the P-square” i

responded. “bring it like that, lets eat it

together with the rice” Pkc ordered.

Pkc had a bad eating habit. His combination of

food was deadly. When we were at Umunkoto,

there was a day he came to our house with

mangoes and he met us cooking beans. That

day we ate the mangoes together with beans.

He even bragged about eating Kuli Kuli

together with bread. And now rice and paw

paw? Oh my world!!

With a slice of Paw paw each in our hands, we

ate the “not too delicious” rice Snoop cooked,

the Paw paw made it very delicious. Bigie and

Tupac came in and joined us.

I was determined to try to meet up with the

great speed Baba jay was eating. The ratio

was 2:1 spoon, not too bad.

After meal, “Flow make we go Ilya du Neked

wire go drink Pammy use wash dis food down

na” Brainbox suggested as I, Brainbox, Man,

Snoop, Tupac and Bigie sat under the mango

tree outside.

Ilya du Neked wire was the joint where

kegite members like I and Brainbox met to

“vibrate” and drink “Holy water”. Vibrate

was a Kegite terminology that meant

Converse in English and Yan in pidgin English.

Holy water was a kegite terminology that

meant Palm wine in English and Pammy in

pidgin English. I loved the Kegite club so

much, not only because it was a worldwide

club, but because they don’t maim fellow

human beings like the secret cults and

fraternities, that was why i joined the club.

Not only that, i joined the club because of the

slangs they used in conversing(vibrating). I

and Brainbox were regular customers at Ilya

du Neked wire joint when we were at

Umunkoto. The joint was located close to Poly

Nekede.

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