Men Dey Reason - S01 E20

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Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 20

Brainbox was a very stingy guy. When we were

in

Umunkoto, he would tell me he had no money on

him, and that he had not eaten since morning,

he

would even ask me to give him some money for

him to go eat, with the way he begged for

money,

they was no way i would not have given him.

After

giving him the money, the next moment i would

see him drinking beer at a bar. “abi person fit

drink

beer for empty belle?”.

As we ate the food, i continued staring at the

patches of dried cement on my skin. Then,

someone came in. Kate. The adorable Kate.

“pls i want to buy Food” She said bringing out

her

food flask. On seeing her, i left my mouth ajar,

with

a ball of Akpu in it. She turned to our direction

and

i quickly swallowed the ball of Akpu. “hello!”

she

said, “hi!” i was the only one that responded to

her

greeting, others were carried away by the

delicious

Ofe Oha. “ehen whats that ur name?” she

asked

looking at my direction. My brain instantly

failed

me. I instantly caught Amnesia. “wetin make u

wan

know my name na” i almost said. “ehnnn my

name

is ehnnnn Just call me Flow” I stammered. “OK

Flow, what are all these whitish things on ur

body,

are u well at all?” she asked. “ehnn i am not

well, i

have chicken pox” I lied. At that moment i had

Brainbox and Man giggled, “una dey mad there,

na

only my body be like dis?” i cursed within.

“ayah!!

Get well soon ok” Kate said and walked out.

“abeg i no dey hungry again, make we dey go

house” i said as i sat down to continue eating.

“mumu!! na because of u fall ur hand for Kate,

nahim make u no dey hungry again” Man said,

“no i

don belle full” i responded. “but before we go,

we

go enter Oga Benson side go buy Tea” Man

added.

“that Kate thing don pass and u still dey laf” i

said

to Brainbox as we walked home. He continued

laughing. What he never knew was that a fight

was

waiting for him at home.

“who wear my Cardinal boxers!! which of una

wear

my Cardinal boxers?” Snoop queried as we

entered

the house. “Flow na u?” Snoop asked me. “how

i go

wear another person boxers, i be dirty boy?” i

answered a question with a question. “na me

wear

am oh” Brainbox confessed.

“you dey mad oh, that boxers wey dem send

from

Yanky come for me nahim u go wear, u no dey

fear

me?” Snoop said. “who u be wey i go fear

you?”

Brainbox said gazing straight at Snoop’s Eyes.

Snoop came closer to Brainbox and pushed him

backwards saying; “u wan fight me abi”. “who

u

be? i go just beat you one time” Brainbox said.

I

was sure Brainbox would beat Snoop flawlessly

in a

fight, because Brainbox was a Kponkpon

“practitioner” while Snoop was not.

“oboy dis boys wan fight oh, make we go

seperate

them na” i told Baba jay. As i stood up to

seperate

the fight, Brainbox let out a punch that was

suppose to be meant for Snoop but it went

straight

to my left eyes. “aaaaaaah! My eye, aaaaah!!

na

because i wan seperate una nahim make u blow

me for eye” i cried out. Just then, Pkc walked

in, it

was as if an angel just walked in.

“what is happening here?” Pkc asked, “is dis

dirty

boy oh, he wore my boxers to go do Kponkpon

work” Snoop complained. “why did u do dat

na?”

Pkc asked Brainbox. “i think say na my own oh,

i

no see am well” Brainbox responded. “na lie

abeg,

u see am well, u like to dey spoil people things”

i

said.

“Pkc wetin i want be say him must buy another

Cardinal boxers for me” Snoop stated. “he will

buy

it, but what if he buys another make of boxers

for

you?” Pkc asked Snoop, “i will not accept any

make

other than Cardinal, because that is the

boxers my

role model Snoop dogg wears, and morealso i

have

only one of it” Snoop said. “ok i go buy the

Cardinal boxers for you tommorow” Brainbox

said.

“how u go take buy am, u no hear say him say

na

from Yanky dem send am come for am? Abi u

wan

go Yanky go collect am from Snoop Dogg?” I

told

Brainbox. “Flow no worry, no be Cardinal

boxers

him want? I go buy am for am” Brainbox

assured.

I was surprised the way he said that

confidently,

not knowing he had something up his sleeve.

Just then, Tega arrived, he came with some

goodies for his hommies.

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