More Than Friends - S01 E31

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More Than Friends - S01 E31

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 31

SPLASH!!!

Angelina ➡ CHARLENE!!! THIS ISN’T FUNNY!

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Charlene ➡ (laughs) ? Oh it sure is… Keep going loser.. Oh.. That aim was sure a good one.

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Angelina ➡ You really are mean… Better stop treating Peter like that or else you and I are going to have a brawl.. He’s my boyfriend and my friend, so you better respect him… What you did isn’t funny.

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Charlene ➡ Respect that fool? Seriously cousin.. You don’t know me.. As long as you’re together with that loser.. I’m never going to stop tormenting him.

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#PETER

Convocation was weeks away… It was going to be quite a long wait but luckily for me, I’m having an amazing moment with Angelina…

Taking that dance offer was the best decision ever, and I was having a hell of a good time.. Angelina dedicated her time to teach me the dances I wanted to learn and doing it with her was much more fun.

After two weeks of practice, I finally managed to learn the tango dance and I loved it… I wasn’t quite experienced but I sure danced up a storm with Angelina… The fun thing about the tango dance that one gets to touch a woman’s body without any restrictions and Man, I touched almost everywhere in Angelina’s magnificent structure…

Angelina and I sure had fun but there was one major obstacle that always seem to get in our affairs and that was Charlene.

Charlene has been getting wilder and meaner each passing day and her tricks were getting out of hand, I wanted to beat the hell out of her but that wasn’t classy, Only a beast and an illiterate beats a woman.

Though I didn’t beat her, I did get however strike back at her with insults.. I wanted to ignore her but that wasn’t possible, She always seems to find a way to get under my skin.. What Charlene seems to enjoy doing is interrupt ruining my moment with Angelina..

There was this time when Angelina and I were together sitting on their family couch enjoying eachother’s company, We were about to share kisses ? when Charlene came back from work, Instead of going upstairs to her room or leaving us in private, she sat right next to us chewing gum and chatting on her iPhone, Her WhatsApp and Instagram message tunes disturbed us a lot..

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Angelina ➡ Charlene!

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Charlene ➡ Huh?

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Angelina ➡ Can you give us a moment? We’re quite busy.

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Charlene ➡ Oh.. Well go on and do your thing.. I won’t bother you.

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Peter ➡ You’re disturbing us with your phone and haven’t you heard that three is a crowd?

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Charlene ➡ Oh yes.. I know… Why don’t you go back to your house?.. After all.. This isn’t your house.

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We both got annoyed when we heard Charlene’s reply.. We later left her house and went to mine… But that also didn’t stop Charlene from bothering us with knocks on the door.

There was also this time Angelina and I were about to go on a date to Mama Nneka’s restaurant… I was waiting for her outside but Angelina didn’t show up, it was later that she called and informed me that Charlene had locked her in her bedroom and hid the key… When she was asked about it, she lied saying that she had misplaced the keys..

Later this week, History repeated itself when I was tricked again by her… Angelina baked me some cookies ? and her mom Alice gave Charlene to give the cookies to my mom, I collected the cookies and promised to show my appreciation later, The moment I tasted one, it was as if a volcanic fluid was being poured down my throat.. I nearly lost control of myself… The spice in the cookies was enough to kill a man, Luckily for me, I had some cool yoghurt in the fridge, so I quickly went to the fridge and helped myself with some… I had to report what happened to Angelina’s parents and Charlene was spoken to.. But I knew that sly cunning b-tch wouldn’t stop. She’s too stubborn to listen to anybody,… I had to consult my friends Salim and the others about the situation I was in.

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Kevin ➡ Teach her some manners.. Women like that deserve some beating..

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Peter ➡ Nah. It’s not right.. Only weak men beat women.. Real men don’t do that.

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Kevin ➡ Ehn… Even when she insults your mother. Ubanuu!

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Peter ➡ That’s a different case..

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Salim ➡ Hmm, First David and now this.. What does she want? Why is she doing this?

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Peter ➡ She doesn’t want me to be with her cousin..

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Michael ➡ Maybe she likes you..

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Peter ➡ God forbid..

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Salim ➡ Okay.. Have you done anything to offend her in anyway?

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Peter ➡ No.. I haven’t.. She just started tormenting me..

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Salim ➡ There has to be a reason..

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Kevin ➡ Reason? Women don’t need reason.. You know how crazy they are.

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Michael ➡ Well, you managed to outmaneuver David.. You can do the same with her.

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Peter ➡ You guys don’t get it.. David is a small fry compared to Charlene.. She’s a nightmare.. She’s what you may call the African Harley Quinn.

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Salim ➡ Let me see her picture..

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Peter ➡ Me? Have her picture? God forbid.. I know her Instagram page.. Let me see your phone.

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Salim gave me his phone and I logged into his Instagram account, I searched for Charlene’s account and found her, Kevin who was behind me snatched the phone from my hands before I could show them the picture.

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Kevin ➡ CHAI! Is this her?

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Salim ➡ Let me see… AHHH!!

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Michael ➡ So this is Angelina’s cousin? .. Man their family is sure blessed with foxy b-tches.

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Peter ➡ Hey.. Watch your mouth..

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Salim ➡ Her resemblance with Angelina is uncanny.. She’s hot!

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Michael ➡ Peter.. You lucky b-stard.. Instead of biffing with her.. Why don’t you make peace with her and chop her toto?

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Peter ➡ You’re crazy.. I’m not interested in her.. What do I do about her?.. She’s driving me crazy.

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Salim ➡ I really don’t know.. But my suggestion is you make peace with her and settle your quarrel.

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Peter ➡ Trust me.. That won’t work.. In fact she’s not interested in settling the quarrel between us..

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Salim ➡ Well that’s too bad.. All I can say for you is.. Kana ruwa (you’re in deep shit)

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To be CONTINUED

What would you do if you were Peter?