Diary of a broke Naija playboy - S01 E36

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Diary of a broke Naija playboy - S01 E36

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 36

So I noticed that a girl can grow from an Emmanuella to Regina Daniels within a space of 5 years if not shorter and while you are waiting for her to mature, some guys will be chopping her like that. Just like that popular saying, Girls are are like Mango, while you are waiting for them to ripen, some will be eating them with salt.

Like this particular girl in my area. She was like a bamboo like 5 years ago when I first knew her. Fast forward to now, her assets seemed to be way out of this world and like I always say, if she is 15 and her body looks 20 then f-----g treat her like she is 20. And I did my age compatibility calculation. My age divided by 2 plus 7. I.e 21 ÷ 2 = 10.5 + 7 = 17.5. Well she should be around 16 so it was close. We could actually start something.

So on a very good day, just after I have gotten my daily dose of TOMENTATION from my pregnant girlfriend, I decided to catch some fresh air, maybe it will help my frustration evaporate. I was just outside our gate when she walked by, dragging her 2 tons of backside along and seemed to be running after her firm boobs. Immediately I saw her, I knew I needed to talk to her.

“Hey you come here!” I called, I was her senior naa so I needed to add some sort of command to my tone. She came and dropped a good evening on me. I nodded with my attention fixed on the upper part of her body, just below her neck. Think whatever you like. Lol.

“What’s that your name again?” I asked.

“Chidimma,” she replied. She was Ebony and like girls her age had low cut hair. Open teeth. Cute face and beautiful eyes. She could have competed very well with Naza if she was fair.

“Are you in a hurry?”

“Yes, my mom is waiting for me.”

I looked around our environment and did a few seconds thinking.

“Let me walk you down, I want to discuss some things with you.”

She didn’t complain and since her house was just a few meters away, we strolled. I had this aura that would make any girl her age like me easily. At least, she will be bragging that a boy like me talked to her.

I got a little more details about her. In her ss2 and the same class with my our Amara. I’m sure Amara wouldn’t mind.

“So you don’t have a phone yet?” she nodded and I shook my head.

“Quite a pity. How do we now communicate?”

It was a rhetorical question and she knew that.

“Well, can you always come to my house?”

She nodded. She didn’t even ask why I want her to be coming to my house. Girls these days, even the small ones can decode things that are bigger than them.

“See what will happen, can you come out to that field by 6pm today?” I asked, pointing to a nearby field that belonged to a primary school around the corner.

“I’m not sure, but I will try.”

Well we got closer to their gate. Our 6pm date fixed. One last look at her boobs and booty and I was done for the minute. Just when I turned on my way home. My father’s car screeched to a halt beside me. My heart jumped to my mouth as I stood there.

The passenger side window went down and I saw Willie’s teeth shinning at me. I hopped in with relief.

“Where you go naa?” I asked as we moved on.

“I just go give one girl like that heart attack. She just dy form for me because I no dy use ride enter school.”

“So how e go?”

“As she just see me inside this ride, she commot bra for me.”

He was shinning his teeth as he spoke.

“Shaa, I hope you won’t be banging girls inside popsy car. He will smell ur sperm o or you fit forget condom or pant inside.”

6pm and I was patrolling the field like a pregnant woman in a maternity ward. 6:15pm and I was already vexing, blaming Chinaza. If she had dropped something for me. I wouldn’t be here running after a 16 year old girl. I was going to walk home angrily when I spotted her walking towards me. Her short skirt blowing in the wind, revealing her tempting laps. All my anger evaporated.

“Sorry, I was helping my mother with the food,” she said as she got to me.

“Ok, so let’s sit.”

I held her hand and we walked to nearby seat, made of concrete attached to a classroom block. We sat there and I began my preaching.

“.. long and short of it all is that the moment I saw you walking past me, I knew I liked you immediately and would love us to get closer. I don’t know if anyone has ever told you but you are very beautiful.” I confessed, eyeing her boobs like the discussion was between me and it.

She smiled a thank you and flashed her dimples.

“So can we be friends?” I asked.

“Yes, We are friends already.”

“Well that’s not the type that I want.”

“What type do you want?”

“The type that with everything inclusive. Your heart your body, everything.”

My emphasis was more on her body. She smiled and murmured an “I don’t know.” I only needed to prod further and before we knew wassup, she was already tripping. One thing to another and we were already closer. The next thing and we were on each other. It started with a kiss before my hand started its investigative journalism. I just couldn’t wait. The lord blessed us with darkness. The sky was getting darker as the time ticked on.

I was tunning on and off her firm boobs and searching underneath her short skirt while she was grabbing at my Penis. I held her against our concrete seat and made her legs go 45 degrees apart, her pants were already in her purse by then and my penis was already condomed off. I needed no second baby.

I found out it was a bit easy to penetrate her and she grabbed my shirt the moment it hit her. Kissing me violently like I was resuscitating her. I started my t----t and it dawned on me what I had missed for so long just because that crazy Chinaza was pregnant. I went hard and she received me excellently. She was a good baller.

We were done before her mother would call her home.

My phone rang and I picked. Chinaza was on the line.

“Neche I want orange.”

“leave me, go and pluck by yourself.”

I cut the phone and faced my latest babe.

“So are we seeing again?” I asked as she brushed the sand off her skirt. She nodded. Why wouldn’t she.

Sha sha. I led her home, didn’t exactly get to their gate. Then I went home. The time by then was roughly 7:45 pm. Naza was already dropping her 10th missed call. I called her back.

“Neche please come, I am bleeding,” she cried. I don’t remember exactly how I did it but I think I jumped our gate because I didn’t remember opening it. I guess I was falling in love with my unborn baby..

I busted into their house. That was actually my first time of visiting their home after I had Chinaza where she is now. I threw my greetings around like I was doing broadcast planting.

“Where is Naza?” I asked, surprised that everyone was so calm.

They all pointed up to her room.

“In her room?” I asked and they all shouted me upstairs. I was disturbing their movie.

I busted into her room and met her wiping blood from her hand. I rushed her and held her hand.

“What happened?”

She slowly opened her hand to reveal a small knife cut in her palm.

“I cut my hand while peeling oranges.”

She was giving me a look that was expecting sympathy. I wished I knew how to hiss.

“This is why you called me out this night. Small injury like this?”

“No, come and finish peeling these oranges, I swear I will leak them.”

She was begging and she was beautiful. I kept wondering why a girl like her would stick around with a guy like me. Love took over and I was peeling oranges in no time. Then Davido’s “If” came up and I joined in. We were actually doing a duet.

“If I tell you say I love you o!!” I sang and she responded.

“My money, my bother na your own o baby!!” she sang in her sweet voice. I eyed her and nearly cut myself open.

“Naza respect yourself, which your body na my own?”

“What do you mean, is it not yours again?” she asked.

“The body that you have refused to allow me touch since this baby came up.”

Then my favorite part came up.

“No do no do, no do gra gra for me o.”

Fast forward to the “I go shook you shooku shooku part”, I sang it with all my heart and she switched off the music.

“See neche,” she said and held my arm. “every time is not for shooku shooku. At least relax and appreciate what you have. If you keep wanting to shook me, then I will have to start suspecting that you don’t actually love me, that you are only after my body.”

I dropped the orange and held her.

“That is not true naa, I love other part of you as well and you know it.”

“Then stop wanting to shook all the time. At least, you should be grateful that my family didn’t throw me out because of this pregnancy and we should take things easy small. See me here, I am not going anywhere, I love you and will always be around even though you keep messing up. I won’t go. I have taken enough shit from you to walk away.”

I was touched and for the first time in my life, I felt real guilty for cheating on her. I brought her closer and placed my lips on her forehead while I rubbed her belly, feeling the little bulge in there.

“Do you think it’s a girl?”

She smiled and looked at me.

“I want it to be a boy, I want to know what you looked like when you were born.”

I kissed her mouth and she held my lips with her teeth. I was able to Ignore her ass and boobs all those while. A miracle.

“Thank you for sticking with an arsehole like me, even though I have nothing to offer except my d--k.”

She laughed and punched me playfully.

“You are not going home this night, You will stay here,” she was commanding, my opinion didn’t matter.

“And your people?” I asked.

“They are tired of fighting with me, they won’t bother us.”

I made my call to Willie and told him I was sleeping over at Naza’s. He was only too glad. He was going to eat my own share of the spaghetti my sister cooked.

I carried my baby and my baby in her to bed and dropped her gently. I locked the door and joined her. She placed her head on my chest.

For the first time, I appreciated what it felt like to sleep beside a girl I really loved and nothing happened. No shooking or any other thing.

I promise a lot of you would really enjoy this if you gave it a try but eventually not me. I love shooku shooku pass Davido.