Diary of a broke Naija playboy - S01 E20

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Diary of a broke Naija playboy - S01 E20

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So i’m officially single like 1. Although i have

bang mates but we all need that special one.

So i went fishing on facebook and i met this

fine girl although it took a long time for me to

decide if she was a polio patient because of

the way she posed for pictures, well i

concluded she she was not because she was

too fine to be one.

So we met at a restaurant on a certain

Sunday.

She walked to where i stood outside the

restaurant looking all posh, i was sure i had

met my second missing rib. Chinaza was the

first, for my own convenience, i decided God

had removed two ribs from me, so it’s a little

wonder i’m always searching for girls but with

the way i’m running after them, i think its safe

to say i don’t even have a rib.

As usual, she was fair, please don’t criticise or

call me a racist, you see, my mother is fair and

i love her so much, so i think that’s why i love

girls that are fair like she is. By the way, i’m

dark but not so dark shaa.

She seemed to have recognized me on the

spot, as she walked up to me, i was

astonished, i believed God had forgiven me

and had rewarded me for Chinaza’s betrayal.

We had a wonderful time in there and to

crown it all, she paid for our meals. You

needed to see my reaction. I knew instantly

that i had hit a goldmine. She had invited me

to her house the following week and i was

more than too happy to go.

They lived in an exotic story building. Judging

by what i saw, her father was rich and the

whole environment reeked of it. We had sat in

their parlor as she showed me an album of

their family pictures. She wore a hot mini skirt

and a white singlet with no bra on and this

exposed her fair robust b0s0m to an extent.

She sat on my legs as we watched the

pictures, the atmosphere was so romantic that

my P---k couldn’t help but stand at an

attention.

I couldn’t wait to finish the d--n album and

fling her upstairs. Then we heard a car come

in.

I had expected her to freak out, i mean, her

parents are back and she’s not supposed to

be seen with a guy at her age. She just got up

and strolled to the door, i watched her

butt0ckz as she moved and i was tempted to

run after her and grab her from the back.

She came in first chatting away with her

father who was behind her. Then her father

came in full military uniform.

The uniform was the least of my problems.

I was supposed to Stand up and greet him

naa, afterall i was in his house but for where,

any wrong move i made would reveal my

already oversized p---k. I was sweating

internally and externally as her father

observed me over his glasses as one would

observe a fault in his appliance. I crossed my

left leg over my right leg and then the other

way round again all in a frantic effort to hide

my attention.

“Good afternoon sir” i managed to say while

still seated with the album over my laps

“Good afternoon, how are you “.

“Fine sir”

Then Precious introduced me as her friend.

The man was cool with it so i relaxed. We all

sat in the parlor as Precious continued

showing me the pictures, i made sure i stayed

At least 2 feet from her and peeked at the

pictures, to avoid stories that touch…

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