Diary of a broke Naija playboy - S01 E11

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Diary of a broke Naija playboy - S01 E11

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“Argh, sir, yes sir!” i eventually said craftily

covering up my scream of pain and pleasure.

“Yes sir what, where is Evangeline? He asked

and everyone turned to my direction.

I was very sure i had been nabbed.

“Umm, i don’t…. ” i was stammering when

Eva pocked up her head from under the desk

“Picking my pen sir” she said interrupting my

stutter and raising her pen up.

“picking it up or digging it up” he asked her

and everyone laughed.

“picking sir” she said and sat down

“For how many hours”.

“Sir it was far from where my hand could get

to”

“Okay now, Chiboy, tell us what a PLU is? ”

he said and faced me

” PLU sir?” i said asked scratching my head.

“Yes, a PLU and stand up when you answer

my question”

I did Stand but not straight, i managed to hold

my erection against the desk.

“I don’t really know sir” i said with my hands

resting on the desk

“fool, Eva can you please help him” she stood

up.

“A proprietary land unit marks out the the

boundaries of a particular piece of a land and

shows the rights an owner has over that given

piece of land” She sang it out.

My jaw dropped open, i didn’t even know the

full meaning of a PLU..

“And that was how Esau sold his birthright to

Jacob” Mr Paul said and everybody laughed.

“Eva you can now take your PLU and leave my

class, go elsewhere and finish your romance”

he said regarding me as the PLU. Again

everyone laughed.

We both got up. I managed to cover my open

zip with my bag and we headed out.

“Mr man, are you in your period” our lecturer

shouted after me. I looked at my trouser and it

was wet at the butt0ckz.

Probably from Pour. Eveyone was staring at

me and smiling.

“No sir, sometimes I do sweat from my… ”

” Okay, thanks for the information, you can

now leave” he said cutting me short. The

whole class burst into laughter as Eva

clutched my hand and we both left.

I thanked God mr Paul had nothing to do with

our exam script or grading.

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