Diary of a broke Naija playboy - S01 E04

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Diary of a broke Naija playboy - S01 E04

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My father has always been like a trusted and

performing government to me, not for any

reason other than he pays my allowances as

and at when do.

My alert came in at the last Friday of the

month so i decided to flex it out the next

Sunday.

I invited my girl over. She told me she would

be coming with a friend of hers.

Me: why naa, you want to add additional

expenses on my head abi?

Chinaza: nooo, bae you know i won’t do

anything like that

Me: So why would you come with her?

Abi you want to find me a 2nd girlfriend?

Chinaza: you must be silly, i’m here saying you

are not even enough for me and you are

talking about sharing..

Me: Biko stop, lets not start fighting on the

phone because it is my airtime that you will be

wasting.

Chinaza: Baby of course you know i don’t like

fighting you on the phone, i will rather do it

physically where i can beat sense into you.

I laughed

Me: so be serious jare, why would you be

coming with someone extra.

Chinaza: Well, i’m bringing her for that your

poke noser of a friend, james who keeps

following you around. At least she will keep

him busy, while i will have you to my self

alone.

Me: Hahahaha, ok naa. I hope she is not a

glutton or we will split the bill o.

Chinaza: stingy boy, as if we don’t split the

bills before.

Me: You better look cuter than her or I’m

going to hand you over to James and rock

her.

Chinaza: And you better have enough money

on you or I will be bringing my 2nd boyfriend

along.

crazy girl

Sunday came, by 2pm i was already out of

the house with my usual culprit, James. We

were headed for an open air restaurant. I

called my babe, she was still taking her bath.

Good news for us. We decided to sample the

available girls.

My eyes caught one pretty looking girl. She

was seated alone. I quickly dropped James

and walked to her.

“Hmmm, i think its soothing to find out that

I’m not the only one without company” i said

pulling a seat and joining her table.

She looked at me and smiled and faced her

phone again.

“even though i’m already seated, i’m still going

to ask, can i join you?

“Umm, i guess yes” she said smiling at me.

We got talking. Her name was sandra, she

was waiting for a friend of hers. I decided

should her friend come, to invite James over. I

needed to know this girl.

My phone vibrated. I took a look and it was

James. I stared in his direction. He was

already on his second bottle of Heineken and

was flashing his teeth at me.

I opened my whatsapp and texted him.

“Guy i hope those two bottles are not on my

account o”

“Before nko, na your papa carry me come

here?” he replied

I just sent him hmmm and focused back on my

new friend. I ordered ordered two bottles of

smirnoff for her and two bottles of Heineken

for me. I cannot be buying Heineken for

James and be drinking Malt. Its my money

after all.

We were still talking before my phone rang

again, i looked and it was James. I looked at

him again and he was on his 3rd bottle. He

was asking me to come over. I eyed him and

continued my convo.

He walked up to me, said hello to the girl and

faced me.

“Guy, the door dy crowded o”

I looked at the door and my girl was there.

She didn’t see me, thank God. She was

focused on her phone.

I quickly excused myself, James kept my new

catch company to my utter dismay.

That guy is capable of anything. I was praying

he doesn’t lie to her that he was the one

paying for the drinks or order another one.

I approached my girl, she was really looking

sweet.

“So who delayed you today?, were you

counting beans for your mother ” i asked her.

She hugged me and smiled

“sorry boo, i was waiting for my friend who

said she was bringing another friend of hers”

she said smiling

My face froze. I looked at her with a deep

frown on my face

“Did you say her friend?”

“Yea baby, whats wrong with your face?

“Abeg stop all this baby thing, anytime you

want to misbehave, you start looking for who

to call baby”

“Babe chill naa, you know i won’t let you bear

the pains alone”

“Abi, lets go before this Stupid James buys

drinks for everybody here with my money”

We walked up to James and our new friend

and i wasn’t disappointed. James was on his

4th bottle of Heineken and Sandra was taking

her 3rd bottle of smirnoff.

“Hey, our girl is here” James half screamed,

he was obviously getting drunk.

They exchanged pleasantries.

“So sandra meet my guy’s most beautiful girl,

Chinaza, and chinaza meet my new friend,

Sandra” James introduction was totally

inspired by alcohol. Chinaza ignored him,

looked at sandra and smiled.

“So Ada i was waiting for you in the house

and you ran here before me enjoying yourself

naa” Chinaza said grabbing a seat.

I just stood stupefied. James was just looking

at me with his mouth open.

I sat down. Looked at Sandra who was now

smiling and turned to my girl.

“So this is the friend you were waiting for?

I asked her.

She laughed and Said yes. I was really

confused and heartbroken. Now James was

going to enjoy the girl i bought drinks for.

I became confused on whether to freak out on

the new drinks James ordered or to be happy

Chinaza lied about her friend bringing another

friend. Well shaa, i just bought more drinks.

We did have fun. That is, drunk people’s fun.

After about 2 to 3 bottles, i was motivated to

buy more drinks and well peppered chicken

wings. Men that Sandra girl is qualified to be

called a village drunkard.

As we were talking and enjoying ourselves,

Sandra’s phone rang.

Sandra: Hello babe, just walk in, you will

see us.

She cut the call and said that’s her friend

coming in. Apparently Chinaza didn’t lie, Her

friend was bringing another friend.

I was financially drained that day, spent so

much that my Girl was the one that paid for

our transport home that day. Even James too

felt the heat.

But the after party was just like an after party.

Fun was the name. I don’t need to tell you

what a drunk girl can do. Chinaza was just a

sweetheart. Their friend was Hot personified.

Her name was Juliet.

While my baby was fixing us dinner in the

kitchen, i was busy playing Romeo with Juliet.

We were all drunk, my girl didn’t mind.

Chinaza was drunk but not too drunk to share

me with anybody.

She slept between me and Juliet. We went to

bed by 2 am in the morning. Something

happened on the bed between me, chinaza

and Juliet. I can’t remember but maybe Juliet

knows.

Don’t bother asking Chinaza or You will be

getting a story from me about our divorce.

And did i say she didn’t share me that night,

lol.

Am only BROKE not a CELIBATE.

stay tune for next episode