Me, the girls and my guys - S01 E26

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Me, the girls and my guys - S01 E26

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 26

An old woman once came to the compound with a basket full with casava. Thinking that was our occupation. The gen sure sounded like the kind of gen used for that purpose.

Sorry for taking us out of the main story. Back to the main scenes.

I dial back her number immediately she hang up but was surprise to hear a male voice.

“see am serious…… It just that…”

“pls she is not around you can call letter but ill advice you to stay away from her” the baritone voice said.

I was speechless as usual. Hang up and tossed the the phone under the pillow. Why was i even disturbing my soul cause of a girl? I sighed.

Whistling, i resolved to arrange my bed and sweep the floor. It Been ages i did that. Captain came in smiling, he lowered his stinking a*sss on my pillow.

“comot your nyash sharp sharp” i ordered. He reluctantly stood up and sat on the stool beside the bed.

“make we go na” he said.

“go wetin”

“ahh! Ahh! The babe house na”

“which babe na”

“da fo me ba o! The babe i gist you for backyard make make dem come catch me…us”

” na you dem catch, abi dey slap dem give you no shock you veriweh” i said putting on my trouser.

“i no go lie…that gehh slap me i see my papa grave for villa” he said and i laughed. I only imagined what his situation was like. His demeanour after the slap looked like a person who had an encounter with a ghost, or probably slap but not to death.

“na im be say your own worst pass mine o” i said still laughing.

“dey dere na…. I almost see my mama own join”

“my own na electric voltage she dash me o! E shock me die”

“or na im be say i go dey charge phone for your anus…which charger for enter sef o…. Okay tecno4life charger go do” he said smiling.

“na your pale dem go pluck charger for nyash ntun!” i cursed.

“so aw dey baba be ?” i asked.

“she dey na… E don forgive me na… Dat why i like her… See love is sweet o it dosent look back on your misdeeds. I love her and i know na she love me pass sef even though na her punnany i love pass… Chaiiii e sweet pass alomo… Just go look for love” i laughed hard at his advice. Was that an advice? Lolz!.

Minutes later i was through, and we marched out of the house, Joe and rock wanted to tag along, we told them we were heading to the market and they stayed back. Lasii idiats!

We strolled along the path passing behind iyawo’s shop. I wondered where he saw the gehh and where he was taking me to.

I begin forming words ill used on her if ill even set my eyes on her. How will she look like? Sexy or….? You know captain can be mad atimes. His own definition of beauty will be the opposite. I wondered how the girl will be. Maybe as ugly as the girl that came into the room in the hospital the night i was bl*******g peace. Remember? That way back in season1.

Would we even see her at home?.

“how you dey sure say she go dey house i no even know why i follow you sef” i lamented.

“i don dey study de babe like one week now… so she go dey house sure sure” he said his eyes glowing confidently. this guy dey study babe o since. e go comot for house for morning when him bee go school, then will return evening. An act which earn him a free electric charges.

That fateful day, i confirmed the sayingmany are mad, but few are roamingcaptain was mad. Small remain im bolts and nuts go loose, and he shall roam.

And so we stood under the sun like two mad aaboki, awaiting the earth goodness, as described by our landlord, my landlord, captain cockroach.