Me, the girls and my guys - S01 E11

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Me, the girls and my guys - S01 E11

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 11

–continuation–

I went inside the house minutes later after the chat. All the Niggers were assembled in our room. I went and sat down.

“flames where are you coming from” captain asked.

“from your papa house ”

vicky came in and sat beside Joe. Was she not going?

“as i was saying, we go all start work tomorrow….”

“work for wetin ? I tell you say i wan work?” i said.

“ask am o if na money una want, i get ” Joe said, vicky rubbed his back and whispered something to him.

I was really angry at rock. My eye darted down his stomach, his stomach bulged. He ate really well.

“rock i no like wetin you do atall ”

“ahhh ahhh i think say e don pass. This place resemble your father house” captain asked.

I glared at him, his stomach bulged out too, same with Joe. Vicky own was hidden.

“blue come let me go put for you” vicky said. A smile lit up my face.

“food? Dat one na tomorrow we dey chop am” captain said.

Vicky stood up and went out. Emerging later with two plate of food. I thanked her a millions time, i even kiss her toes.

“thank you no mind them… I go marry you” i said as i collected her the plates.

“you wan wetin? ” Joe asked glaring at me.

“you think say you go marry this angel? You no deserve am” i said.

“you think say she be chinyere or aminat?”

vicky was blushing.

“e dey okay ooo” vicky said.

I digged into my food. Captain and rock were staring hungrily at me.

“people go die today o” i said and swallowed a ball of garri.

“blue abeg remain give na” rock begged.

“so let me know more about you guys….blue you first” vicky said.

“ahhh ahhh Make Joe start first” i said.

“common …”rock said.

“us we already did.. Your turn….” captain said.

“okay….my name is Victoria, am, students of uncal… Studying business admi……..”

“honey e dey okay no tell dem again” Joe said.

I had a call it was chinyere.

My food was almost finished, i stood up and went out to answer the call.

***

“hello honey……”

“baby how are you..” i replied.

“am not happy with you”

“what the problem honey?”

“when last did you call?” she asked feigning annoyance.

“baby is not like that na see…”

“is like what?”

“am broke honey… Am no longer stayin……”

“what has broke got to do with calling?”

“sorry is not…”

“or you have another girl there?”

“ahhh! How can do that na… You know you are my one and only” she paused.

“keep deceiving yourself.. You know the truth…”

“am not deceiving you.. No girl hav……”

“young man save the sweet talk for babe… Where are you?”

“calabar”

“doing what?”

“i told you am broke, couldn’t afford the apartment so i went down here to stay my friends”

“what about your parent? Can’t …”

“honey i don’t wanna talk about this now.. Ill call you later…”

“okay.. Bye…enjoy yourself” she hang up.

She don vex? Like who cares? I pocketed my phone and strolled back into the house only to meet an empty plate of soup.

I almost went mad but calmed myself. The guys were rubbing their stomach, captain belched.

I stood staring at the plate for a while.. Rock was laughing. Tears gathered in my eyes as i remembered the meat.

I was not going to Disgrace myself cos of a common meat. I lay on the bed and slept.

i was having a wonderful dream. I was staffing chioma’s wonderful butty when i felt a cold soft hands touch me.

“ahhh ahhh baby steady well let me insert it well” i mouthed out physically. I heard series of laughter at the background.

Slowly i opened my eyes as the sweet cover of sleep evaporated away.

“daaaa!wetin na ” i yelled.

“wake up.. Where you keep toothpaste?” captain asked.

Vicky was staring at me with a funny look on her face. She handed me her toothbrush. I angrily stood up and collected. Opened my box and applied the paste on it, i returned it. She collected and went out.

I had 5missed call all from chinyere, i didn’t call her at night as i promised. As i was about dialing her number, screams came from the back yard.

I rushed out, only to meet a laughing rock and captain. An angry Joe and a fuming vicky. She bounced over to me like a mother hen and

kpoooooooooaaaa! A wonderful slap came on my cheeks. I saw stars.

“wetin i do na” i cried.

“if you didn’t want to give me toothpaste why didn’t you say?” she asked. She pushed me outta her way and bounced back into the house.

I turned to my laughing niggers with a question look. Joe walked over and tugged unto my shirt.

“you wan kill my babe abi? Why you put skineal for her brush