Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 5
On friday night i pick my phone to chat with cynthia on IMO @ least to tell her am off to lag!
Me:swtheart
My gf: hy handsome hw r u nw?
Me:am gud oh! Swtheart there is sumtin i want to tell you! Buh itz going to break ur heart
My gf: hah (surprise) whats it! Let me hear it
Me: well am travelling to lagos tomorow,my dad arrange everything that nw that am through with my waec i should start up a business. So my uncle is cuming 2moro
My gf: ha (shouting and crying by sending many smileys) so u want to leave me abi,u want to carry lagos gurls huh?
Me: swtheart is nat what u tink,am nat leaving u besides am going to lagos to hustle 4 our selves so wen i get bck we wil get married.(mitcheww,me that wan to f--k more fresh p---y both black,white etc) am nat running frm u ohk! U knw i love u, and i cn do anything 4 u
My gf: k have heard,i love u too! So what are u bringing 4 me?
Me: many things as much as u want. Hey send me ur SKYPE PIN and ur BBM PIN so we cn video chat when i get there,
My gf: **************
Me: thanks i have to go to sleep nw i will add u up wen i got to lagos
My gf: ohk gud dreams,
i slept lyk a new born baby!
The day finally came,i wake up on a saturday morning,did my house chores,got prepared with my clothes tuck in my bag. By 12pm my uncle drove his hilux into our compound,i went and gave him a warm embrace.he came in and saw his brother (my dad) they exchange pleasantaries,call each other funny names crack jokes. I was just in my room listening (weytin i wan do this my uncle wife eh,the tin stil dae do press up) winks i hope she fyn
My Dad: jaytb,jaytb ain’t u ready yet,u knw lagos is far oh
Me: Dad am cuming,am packing my tinks
My uncle: just smile and was feeling comfortable
My Dad: so bro what are ur plans for our sons?
My uncle: well if i get to lagos,i wil introduce him to my business partners,he wil be in my shop trading.
My Dad: thanks bro.
I came out looking clamy in my timberland and my jeans shirt with my pencil rugged jeans and a base boy cap to match,i carried my bag and went out to the sitting room.
My mum: (started advincing) jaytb make sure u behave well,always listen to ur uncle and his wife,dnt misbehave oh bla bla bla
Me: yes mum,i promise.(went closer and qive her a peck)
so we went out and i drop my bag in the car,my dad and mum were @ the gate watching,my uncle hop into the car,i hop in too and wave @ my parents while they wave back,my mum was almost in tears.
MY Mum: shouting,remember to call me when u qet there
Me: yes mum
our car move out of site,i was just dreaming and thinking hw lagos lyf is gonna luk like,flexing with chicks bla bla bla. I was woken up by my uncle voice then i knew that have slept a while ago.
My uncle: Whe are in Onitsha bridge nw,
Me:wow that means we are in anambra state!
My uncle: yes boi u are intelligent i lyk that
Me: so when are we going to get to lag
My uncle: 5hrs more
Me:i check my time,3pm,that means we are going to get there by nyt.gush i slept off immediately.
I woke up by 8:15pm we were stil on the road but its was hold up(traffic jam)
Me: sir is thz hw lagos look like,
My uncle:you have not seen anything,this is just the beginning,dnt wori boi u wil soon get use to et.
Me: gush, na wa oh.lag!
We drove inside a big duplex by 9:30pm,yea thank God nw am home
my uncle came down,i did same collected my bag and follow my uncle.he press a button “kpon kpon” the door was open by a beautiful damsel,”do i say damsel ,in fact pretty beautiful gold swtheart witch “oops” sori for the harsh words just that my mouth cn nat control standing in front of us was his beautiful wife,her eyes was lyk jennifer lopez,her nose is pointed lyk that of messi,her lips(mitchew that one na die oh,”undescribable) her boobs and yansh “coolvallers hw do u want me to describe it naaa” what about the long legs and hips “abeg mah quiet my mouth”
she could not see me clearly cos i was standing in a dark place buh i was seeing her clearly. Come in,welcome honey i knw u are stress up,she showed me my room by pointing at a door. I went inside fell on the bed and slept off.
“WELCOME TO LAGOS LIFE”
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