Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 68
I returned to Aba on Wednesday
the 16th of December only to see
several of our relations gathered
in our house. They were mostly
from my maternal side. I learnt
they had come for the traditional
condolence ‘keeping watch’ with
the bereaved. Their presence
though welcomed posed a little
discomfort to my type of person
who prefers being alone with
enough space and so I spent
more daytime outside the house
only to come back in the night to
lay my head until the next
morning.
I was sitting with a few of my
neighbourhood guys on
Thursday afternoon when our
discussion swerved into the
world of girls and relationship.
One of the guys named Timothy
prided himself of having many
girlfriends. According to him, he
has got so many female contacts
on his phone that he is even
considering sharing it. The other
guys were busy hailing him to
call out the numbers for them
and he did called out a few
numbers.
.
“E be like Spain no get moral dats
why he no just dey interested for
the matter,” Timothy had said on
noticing my lack of interest in
their jamboree.
.
His assertion attracted many
supporters and they all began
taunting me. One even said he
had never seen me with a girl
before and so believed I lacked
the courage and swag to
approach a girl. ‘Chai, me of all
people. Me wey be Ronaldo
Delima for woman matter. Which
girl be dat wey go give me ear
for 30 seconds and no go fall
yakata?’ I thought within but
they visibly saw me shook my
head many times.
.
“If you think say you get moral
oya see this number. We go like
make you prove yourself to us,”
Timothy challenged while others
chorused “prove am” in
agreement to the challenge.
“I no need to prove anything for
you guys but if una insist then no
wahala,” I said in resignation to
peer pressure.
“080656014** her name na
comfort,” Timothy added as he
called out the number for me. I
keyed the number into my phone
and saved it with ‘Comfort
Project’. Even though I had
accepted the number but I was
not anxious to prove myself to
anybody. I only accepted the
challenge in order to save myself
from further taunts. I left them
after a while. I had called Mike
and informed him of my return
to Aba and he instantly made up
his mind to come back on
Saturday.
.
A friend invited me to their
church’s tarry-night programme
which was scheduled to hold on
Friday the 18th of December. It
was not in my character to go to
just any church’s programme
and more importantly a night
one at that but I accepted based
on the discomfort I was
experiencing at home. I was able
to convince my parents about it
even though they were skeptical
at first but my well crafted
storyline did the magic. We left
for the church programme
around 8:45pm on that Friday
night. My friend had wanted me
to help out with any of jazz band
or piano in the musical
department but I declined. My
spirit had suddenly grown cold
on arrival at the church. All I
prayed for was for the
programme to be finished on
time so I can have a good sleep.
‘Thank God they have a spacious
compound. That means I will kill
time with MTN free midnight call
till the end of the programme,’ I
concluded.
.
At exactly 12:30am I went
outside into the church’s
premises and chose a very
secluded corner where the
blazing voice of the pastor from
the mega speakers will not
interrupt my calls. The first
person I dialed her number was
Ifeoma. It rang for a while
without her answering the call.
Next was Nasa but her phone
was switched off. I called
another male friend of mine and
we spoke for a few minutes
before he told me he needed to
call his girlfriend. I was about
switching off my phone for the
night when I remembered the
number I collected from timothy.
Since I needed company I dialed
the number and waited as it
rang. It was picked after the
third ‘beep beep’ sound exclusive
to the MTN network.
.
“Hello,” said a tiny voice from the
other end of the line.
“Yea, Hello Lovina. Sorry to
disturb you this night just that I
needed to get you informed that
I will be submitting the
assignments to the lecturer this
morning. Just try and pass yours
across to me as early as possible.
Goodnight and thank you for
your time’ I cunningly said in
quick succession.
“Wait! Wait!! Wait!!! I think this is
a wrong number,” the tiny voice
ignorantly corrected.
“What do you mean wrong
number? I collected this number
from David earlier today and I’m
sure I typed it correctly,” I
insisted while faking surprise.
“Please check the number again.
You’ll see there must be a
mistake,” the owner of the tiny
voice suggested.
“Ok, let me check it. I’ll call back,”
I said before disconnecting the
call.
I knew exactly what I had done. I
had in few seconds marketed
myself as an important student in
the tertiary institution with the
statement enclosed in bracket
(I will be submitting the
assignments to the lecturer)
as well as passed the impression
that I had wrongly called her
number instead of the original
person I had intended to reach.
.
I waited a few minutes before I
called her back. This time she
picked up the call at the first
beep. It was a good sign that my
tactic of placing her in
anticipation of my call worked.
“Hello, oh my dear I’m very sorry
to have inconvenienced you with
my carelessness. I made a
mistake with a number,” I had
apologized immediately she
answered the call.
“No problem, hope you have
briefed the person because I
think it’s an important message,”
she inquired.
“Yea, I did and I must also thank
you for your patience. Most
people would have rudely cut off
the call,” I feigned appreciation.
“You’re welcome,” she replied
jovially.
“Before we say goodbyes may I
know who this good Samaritan
is?” I asked with a little flattery.
“My name is comfort. I’m from
Enugu state but my parents stay
in Aba,” she answered.
The last word was all that I
needed to hit the ‘jackpot’.
“Ohh really? Wow! Can you
imagine? Hmmm, it’s really a
small world indeed. My parents
also live in Aba. In fact, I was
born and bred there before I
gained admission into ESUT; your
home state university,” I shouted
while pretending to have been
surprised by the scripted
coincidence.
.
She as noticeably happy with the
development which got her more
interested in getting to know me.
I introduced myself fully and she
did same. We talk for over two
hours while I continued playing
out my calculated schemes.
The
chat ended up with an
agreement on a blind date. We
scheduled it to hold on the 20th
of December because I lied to her
that I would be returning to Aba
later that day after I must have
submitted the assignments to
the lecturer. Unknown to her, she
was talking to someone who is
presently in the same city with
her – just two kilometers apart.
Sunday is the day I will come face
to face with her. Sunday is the
appointed day to unwrap the
parcel.
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