Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 54
The weekend was all about
preparations for the incoming
examination which was
scheduled to takeoff the next
week. As is custom with Nigerian
students, some prepared by
‘jacking’ as much as they could, a
few by revision, and many took
to improvisations (aka expo,
reminder, bullet or ‘ngbo kirikiri’)
.
Out of all in the last group of
people as mentioned above, one
character really caught my
attention. His name is Uba. In all
my years of seeing people and
expos I have never seen anyone
who is as effective as this guy. He
can reduce a 500 page textbook
into a 3” by 3” piece of paper
using the most micro font of
human graphology (ok, a little
exaggeration there). He had
started living with Iyke a few
weeks ago when I travelled to
see my dad. I later learnt he is
Iyke’s cousin and also in same
department with me but a class
ahead (Joe’s classmate). Uba
would dedicate over 8 hours out
of 24 into this ungodly
preparation. We would all joke
and laugh whenever we saw him
in action. I guess his philosophy
clings on ”the end always
justifies the means”.
.
By this time, Uche and I had
already turned prayer warriors;
bulldozing and destroying every
spirit of failure in whichever
form they would manifest. We
would wake up very early in the
morning, sing praises and
worship to God, then take a little
snack (biscuit or left-over food)
which will help our mortal body
in the spiritual war ahead, before
we finally enter the battlefield
proper. I had always led the
prayer points and each time I did
the prayers never lasted more
than thirty minutes. I like
moderately simplified prayers
where you only have to pray
against forces specifically
working against you or your
family in relation to the level of
my faith but Uche later turned
the prayers into something else.
He would not only war against
the little minions of academic
failure or family setback, he
would proceed to drag their
village gods into the matter.
Sometimes, he would go
international in his prayers;
binding and casting the Indian
demons, Ethiopian spirits,
Babylonian witches, Oceanic
kingdoms and others that
probably don’t know if he is
existing. This new prayer pattern
stemmed from the problem he
was facing at that time. He and a
few other students were having
problems with their admission
verification process and so it
explained his forced repentance
and intercontinental spiritual
warfare.
.
”Guy, which kain prayer be dat
one na? Why you go dey fight
demons wey dey on their own
na?” I had asked him on monday
morning after I had had enough
of his new style of prayer.
”Guy, you no go understand.
These people don suffer me. I
don taya to wait for my
verification to come out,” he
replied still boiling from the
heated prayer he just had.
”How dat take concern Indian
demons and oceanic kingdoms
na?” I inquired further still not
cleared on why he should drag
demons that were here from
time immemorial into his prayers.
”Nwanne, the kingdom of God
suffereth violence and only the
violent ones taketh it by force,”
he answered while quoting King
James Bible terms.
”Even at that ma guy. E no mean
say you go begin call all Nigerian
juju na. Let me tell you, there are
prayer principles. There are laws
governing the spiritual realm
wey you never sabi. Leave those
demons for pope and bishop
dem to fight. Hmmm, I don tell
you finish before they visit you
one day. Besides, make I tell you,
na ojoro repentance you dey
form so. No be true repentance
at all. Dem no dey worship God
because you dey expect am to do
something for you. Relax, your
verification go come out as long
as you no forge your WAEC sha,”
I poured out before I walked out
to go draw water from the well.
.
My mum called me later in the
morning to wish me good luck
on my exams. Uche and I left for
school around 10:30am since
our paper was scheduled for
12pm. We met most of our class
members already in school
before us. It was all pleasantries
and ‘how far with preparation’
talks. The academic terrorist
were still busy terrorising with
their continuous ‘jacking’ even
whilst in class. Not too long Zubi
bounced in, grinning like a
donkey, with some of our guys.
”Guy, how far na? I hope say you
don full this your big head with
book because na me and you go
siddon today,” he said to me
while touching my big head (yea,
the head is dâmn big).
”common gerrout! Na me send
you come ESUT? The time wey I
dey fill my JAMB I know say I go
meet person like you?” I retorted
jokingly. Just that time Kennedy
(aka ‘kenny u’ or nwa aba)
swaggered in while murmuring
incoherent words which only
him can understand and then
everyone laughed.
Everyone busied himself or
herself until 12pm when the
invigilator walked in with the
exam scripts and answer sheets.
”Hey, everyone should sit down
now or I’ll walk you out,” he
thundered from in front of the
class.
”Who be dis one na wey dey
form strictness for boys na?” I
whispered to Zubi.
”Na faculty exam coordinator be
dat o. Guy we better compose. I
hear say dem dey fear the man
for this school,” Zubi replied in a
controlled voice.
The exam started normally with
nobody ever imagining the
events that would later unfold.
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