Donigspain - S01 E39

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Donigspain - S01 E39

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 39

We stopped at Joseph’s house

when we finally returned. Joseph

and Zubi discussed the strategies

they would employ to see they

got the girls to bed. Joseph had

been living with a girl in same

level and department since their

second semester of first year. She

had literally caged Joseph to the

extent his relationship with his

fellow guys was timed. She

would give him between thirty

minutes to one hour to relate

with us but this must be only

when we had protested at his

door for a while. You would be

wondering how he got the

whole time to go on this

adventure with us. His girl had

travelled to Lagos to see her

people and she had planned to

spend over two weeks there.

Once Joseph made sure she was

in Lagos he practically jumped

up, flapped his wings and

promised himself to make the

most out of this temporary

freedom.

.

.

Zubi, on the other hand, was yet

to ‘nail’ any girl since he got

admission. His predicament was

made worse with the fact that he

was yet to get his own

accomodation and thus was still

living with his elder sister. We

even made so much jest of his

situation by always calling him

mocking names like the

‘konjestus’, ‘konjiful’ or

‘konjilized’ guy. Nevertheless,

he’s got his games up and his

swag flying.

.

We watched a couple of

Hollywood movies until a few

minutes before 4pm when they

decided to arrange the rooms (2-

Rooms Self Content) in

preparation for the girls visit. I

wished both of them well and

then excused myself to my own

house since I wasn’t part of the

arrangement. I settled in my

room, quickly took a cold garium

sulphate garnished wit Arachis

hypogaea of the leguminous

family. I heard my phone beep

while still enjoying my low key

meal. I opened the incoming

message and it was a short text

from zubi that read ”Guy, de girls

don show. Time for some biz.

Sorry ok…”

I’ve known Zubi for sometime

and already used to his

tauntings. Anyways, it’s all male

thing. I finished up the meal and

then went to the varenda to take

some fresh air. Zubi came out a

few minutes later and went

straight to a store in our house

where he bought two bottles of

malt and six packs of indomie

noodles. He gave me a quick

mockery dance when he was

going back into Joseph’s house.

”Chei, diz guys dey enjoy o,” I

said to myself. After about 45

minutes of sitting outside, I was

about taking a stroll out when I

saw Zubi walked out looking very

angry.

”Guy, dis wan your face be like

person wey kiss cobra, wetin

happen?” I curiously asked him.

”Ômô, na one of those chicks o…

The babe no gree make I touch

am. She just dey behave one kain

one kain. Me I don taya to beg

her jor. Make she carry her body

go I no send,” Zubi explained

while keeping a regretful face.

I was really tempted to give him

a very long scornful laugh but I

composed myself.

”What about Joseph’s girl?” I

further asked him.

”The babe dey cooperate wella.

Hmmm, she’s just all over him o…

Na so dem just dey kiss

everywhere,” Zubi replied.

”Which girl wouldn’t? After all,

Joseph’s apartment looks greatly

accessorized,” I thought within.

All Joseph needed was just to

make a girl come to his

apartment. Forget the rest

sermon, the interior will surely

handle that.

We were still chatting over Zubi’s

situation when the girls came

out. Zubi’s girl looked all ready to

go as she clutched her purse. The

other girl was visibly pleading

with her to loosen herself a bit

and enjoy the moment but she

wasn’t giving her the listening

ear.

”You dey go abi you no dey go?”

Zubi’s girl shouted at the other

girl. ”Errhm, just dey go. I will

come back tomorrow. Abeg, no

tell anybody where I go if they

ask,” Joseph’s girl replied her

friend.

”Guy, go beg the girl see

whether she go change her

mind,” I adviced Zubi.

”Bia Spain, abeg free me. I no

dey interested again,” Zubi

replied with a finality tone.

We watched Zubi’s girl as she

boarded a bus and left. Joseph’s

girl turned and went back to her

supposedly new found love.

At the end of the day the score

line was even at all zeros

between Zubi and I while Joseph

was now two points ahead.

Only if we knew what still lay

ahead…