Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 48
I was halfway through chugging the drink when
Mere’s blunt reply caught my attention. “Of course,
but if it were with Vanna, it would have been a date,
right?”
I started choking on my drink. I’m sure my face was
bright red as my throat burned and my eyes
watered. I managed to keep the phone to my ear at
the same time. “What?” Jonah asked.
I apparently wasn’t the only one shocked by her
bluntness. “I don’t recall stuttering,” Meredith
responded.
“That was just…surprisingly blunt,” Jonah muttered
and I nodded as I began breathing normally.
“Anyway, what’d you do on this date?” Mere asked.
She didn’t even get the answer to the last question!
What is she doing?! Why do you care? I don’t!
“It wasn’t a date; all we did was see a movie.”
Remind me to never assume that Jonah and I go on
a ‘date’ if we happen to see a movie.
“That’s not considered a date?” Mere pressed.
“Not in my book, no,” Jonah replied.
Mere let out a breath. “Did you tell this girl that it
wasn’t a date?”
Jonah was hesitant for a moment. “You’re leading
this girl on,” she told him.
“I’m not! At least, I don’t mean to! I just don’t want to
seem like a jerk,” he excused.
“While not acting like a jerk to one girl, you’ve been
acting like a jerk to another,” Meredith chided.
Jonah seemed confused. “What?” he asked.
“Well, I’ve got to get going,” she quickly ended his
call and I took myself off of mute.
“What’s wrong with you?” I hissed.
“Well, a lot of things,” she replied sassily. I let out a
frustrated cry.
“You made it sound like I like him!” I explained.
“So? Why would he believe me?” she asked casually.
“You’re my best friend, I tell you everything!” I
snapped.
“Oh well, if he asks- deny it and laugh,” Mere
instructed. I frowned slightly at her terrible advice.
“Anyway, I’m going to go,” I muttered.
“Deny and laugh, Vanna! Deny and laugh!” Mere
shouted as I hung up the phone.
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