Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 14
“Hey babe, got any Mario Kart?” he asked. I furrowed
my eyebrows at the ten year old standing in front of
me, barely managing to see over the counter.
Nobody can sound manly while asking for Mario
“Mario Kart is over there and my name is not Babe;
it’s Savannah. But to you it’s Ms. Savannah,” I
snapped, glaring at the little boy.
“You’re a babe, not my teacher,” he retorted, looking
back at his friends who snickered.
“I’m old enough to be your mother,” I responded.
Okay, it was a lie. I’m pretty sure that it’s unlikely for
a six or seven year old to even know the process of
having children; never mind making one and
pushing it out of her. “Go buy your Mario Kart,” I
The boy checked out with Mario Kart and I watched
as he exited the store and got into his mommy’s car.
Did she know that she raised a disrespectful little
“He is hot! I’ve just spent the last fifteen minutes
looking at his pictures. You think it’d be weird if I just
added him? You think he’d accept?” Mere asked,
sitting on the counter cross legged. I shrugged
carelessly. Her first sentence caught me off guard
and I thought she was talking about the little boy.
“It’s worth a shot,” I shrugged. She nodded, clicking
the ‘add’ button. “He’s still a minor as far as I know,”
I warned and she laughed.
“I’m looking for a few dates, Van,” she told me and I
shrugged again. “Unless… he’s into you.”
I ignored the latter statement. “I just felt the need to
let you know,” I warned the 19 year old. It wasn’t
any major age difference. By the way he questioned
my age; I knew he was older than me. He might be
seventeen or maybe eighteen.
“When are you going to let me meet your brother?
He’s hot, too,” Mere squealed and I shook my head.
“Never,” I smiled and she rolled her eyes.