Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 134
I couldn’t sleep all night, thinking why i was so stupid to allow a girl ruin me that way. I made up my mind after series of meditations to stay clear off Easter, with that i caught a little sleep and was awoken by a knock on the door. I out of the window, it was morning already, it felt like a nap rather than a sound sleep.
I stood up to attend to the door, but to my surprise Easter was standing there. She waved at me smiling. I wondered why she would come to see me this early. Although she looked good as usual in a short t shirt that barely covered her pink underwear, and a yellow slippers on her feet.
“heyyy my buddy!” she said when i came out.”wow! look at that d--k!”. she added, closing her mouth with her hands giggling.
I was then aware of the protrusion in my boxers which was the only thing i wore out that morning. I quickly covered it with a hand and was about going in to put on something when Easter called me back.
“Get back here and open the door, stop behaving like a girl!”. Easter said.
I turned and opened the door. She walked in excitedly.
“woooooooo! look at my hand work! am i not a sweet heart?” she said looking around. “why are you not blasting this baby?”
I was about saying something but she had started connecting the system to her phone while i stood behind struggling with how to stop her.
She went ahead to increase the volume to the highest and started dancing around me, rolling her butt on my rod. I must give it to her, she is a very good dancer but the music was too early to be that loud, and so i screamed into her ear.
“the neighbors will complain!”
“you said?” she screamed back.
“the neighbors, they will complain, the music is too loud”. i said shouting into her ear.
“let them!” she said and continued dancing.
She moved from me, held the wall and started twerking. She was doing wonders with her big butt. I gave up trying to stop her and sat on the bed watching her twerk.
A knock came on the door faintly. I stood up abruptly and went to see who it was. My neighbor was standing there, with the look on his face, i knew what he came for. But i came out all the same to hear what he had to say.
“Good morning, please that music is too loud, could you reduce it please?”. My neighbor asked.
I nodded and went in to inform Easter who seem to be having a great time of what my neighbor said, with her permission to tune down the volume.
“let him go Bleep himself”. she screamed, laughed and continued dancing.
I laughed and went ahead to reduce it to a reasonable range. Easter stopped dancing and stood looking at me angrily.
“Mike! what nonsense! Didn’t you pay for this house? Why would someone dictate to you how to live in a house you paid for!”. Easter yelled!
I tried to tame her by explaining this to her, but she seemed to be unreasonable about it. She left me and laid facing down on the bed, not minding that her shirt had rolled up reviling her pink underwear.
I was glad at least the noise had been reduced. Suddenly she turned to me and said.
“The reason I came here was to tell you about what my friend at customs told me concerning your importation plans”.
I looked at her in wonder, my heart raced in despair knowing I was going broke, but I pretended to be listening.
“He promised free custom charges. All you need is to get your flight documents ready and you are custom free! Am I not a darling?” she said excitedly all of a sudden. “I don’t even know why am helping you this much, anyways, you owe me lunch”. She added.
I made up my mind to be open to her, and so I turned towards her and said.
“I am broke!”.
She looked at me as if I was joking and exploded in an hysterical laughter. When she was done she said in a low mocking tone.
“You and pretense Mike. Anyways, I have to be going, there’s this new joint I’d like us to have lunch today, though it’s quiet expensive, but they got the right stuff”. She said standing up.
I said nothing and she stood up and left. When she had gone, I washed few of my dirty clothes and took them out to dry. While I was on it, my neighbor from earlier, a young lad of about my age walked up to me.
“Good day bro”. he said.
I returned the greeting and waited to hear what he had to say.
“my name is Johnson, but you can call me John”. He said extending a handshake. “that’s my room over there”. Pointing at third room opposite mine.
I acknowledged with a nod and told him my name before I continued with my work.
“am sorry to intrude , that lady from earlier, how long have you guys been together?” he asked circumspectly.
“a day after I moved in”. I replied wondering where he was driving to.
“well, that means you barely know her”. He asked.
I nodded.
“you see Mike, I once dated that girl. I just wanted to warn you to be careful with her”. He said.
I immediately he was the one Easter spoke about. The one she dated. Could this be jealousy or something else? I wondered.
I thanked him for the information and rounded up my stuff before going in.
I abandoned all about my appointment with Easter and went for a job search around the area I moved in. Easter called me twice and sent me an sms which read: Mike, stop being stingy.
The third company I went to submit my CV was a micro finance bank. I was about leaving when the secretary called me back and informed me that the manager wanted to meet with me.
I went to his moderate office and he offered me a seat. I sat and he began.
“Hello”.
“Good afternoon sir”. I greeted.
“What’s your capacity according to your vast accumulated discipline?’’. The manager said relaxed on his chair.
I was quick to assume he meant what I studied, so I told him.
He looked at me critically then said.
“we cut off an infectious virus and promptly seek an improvise. Do you consider yourself a material suitable for an edifies such as ours?”
This time I was confused. I smiled and said.
“Please, explain sir”.
He looked around and back to me.
“how many moons where consumed in candles and yet you suffocate me with frequent need for a rephrase?. I am inept to clumsiness after maximizing funds to obtain a professionalism, I refuse to condescend to your mediocrity as to be made to rephrase”. He said and put some groundnut in his mouth and continued. “ take me through the genesis of your adventures and introduce me to your eveolving process”.
“I am a vocally visual individual, non condescending from my genesis till date. I mingled with beast through fierce combat and still remained. I think my origin is out of milky way, perhaps the homosapien of which I be presumed to be biologically is a caricature of a fact. Meanwhile I am volatile to be precise against the melancholic demeanor that precedes me”. I said and watched the confusion in his face.
“What kind of verbal mess have you spat in my before?” he said.
“That’s what you have been feeding me. Thanks for wasting your time”. I said, stood up and walked away.
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