[ A Sex spoon with Funke ]
Father : Hello 👋, who’s on the line?
But auspicious for me, she aborted the call instantly, I guessed she noticed my father’s voice. And I was a little bit relieved .
Father : yes yes, I said it,,, the girl aborted the call because she noticed that it wasn’t your voice.
Me: Did the person speaks with you at all?
Father : not at all, I said she aborted it.
Me: then why did you come to the conclusion that the caller must be female?
Father : I know na, why won’t I know, had it being it was your class mate or your mother, they would asked of you and not aborting The call.
Me: I don’t know ooo.
Father : You won’t know na, but one day I will catch both of you, now take your phone…
I took the phone, washed my hands then heads straight to my room.
Then followed by soliloquy:
” chaiii!!, casala for done burst today oo, I warned this girl not to call me but I will call her instead but she wouldn’t listen, thank God she played the game in a smart way by aborting the call instantly” I soliloquises.
****** Several days later*************
I was on my way to my Mother’s house in the village one day with one of my dad’s car without his intention and i met a beautiful girl on the road going to a river, I passed her by initially then I reversed to her then I wined down the glass.
Me: hello, young lady, may I help you with a lift?
She: not at all, thank you, where am going is not far from here, I will trek.
Me: but why? I just wanna help you. Just come into the car ( I said while opening the car’s door)
She: I said I will trek.
Me: the sun is very intense and is not good for a young fair lady like you. Just come in.
She agreed after convincing her with my sugar coated mouth.
The following where ensued between us in the car. Shared on whatsapp by Martino.
Me: hmmm, girls ehnnn, do you think I want to use you for ritual? Do you think am a ritualist?
She: not at all, I was just being afraid for nothing.
Me: hmmm, am not a bad person, my mother is from this village while my father is from another village called ” Adula”. You might know my mother, she’s Janet by name, she sells somewhere around Chief ochigbo house. She’s just a petty trader..
She: oooh! Mama Grace?
Me: yeah, mama Grace, she’s my mother, do you know her too well.
She: yes, very well, she’s my regular customer.
Me: OK, nice then. May I know more about you.
Me: nothing, just to know.
She: hmmm, OK, am Angela by name, am 17 years old and I abode in this village. That’s all for now.
Me : wow, what a nice name, Angela.
Angela : thank you.
Me: you are welcome, am Peter by name, am 18 years old…..
Angela : wow, you are a year older than me.
Me: ohh, yeah yeah. Do you have a phone?
Angela : yes I have, why asking?
Me: ohhh, calm down now, can you please give me your contact if you don’t mind.
Angela : no! I don’t give my contact to strangers.
Me: but am not a stranger, I have told you who I am. Just give me your contact…
Angela : OK, let me have your phone.
I quickly gave her my phone and she put her contact.
I dropped her, then bade her good bye when I reached her destination. And I told her that I would call her on phone later then.
The following day was on Sunday, so I dressed up like an Ajebor pikin then head straight to Funke’s house because she told me to pay her a visist.
Immediately I stepped into her compound, she ran to me and gave me a hot hug.
We exchanged pleasantries then entertainment follows.
Me: happy Sunday ooo.
Funke : same to you.. How are you doing?
Me: am managing…
Funke : managing kee?.
Me: lol , enjoying….
Funke : hmmmmm, so you still have the guts to visit me today again right?
Me: lol ,, am sorry ma.
Funke: ma kee? Am your mate oo.
Funke: least I forgot, your father almost caught me the other day oo.
Me: ohhh, I can’t laugh. But you tried ooo, see how you just ended the call when you realized that I wasn’t the one who picked the call but my father.
Funke: haha, he questioned You right?
Me: very well, copious questions….
Funke : haha, that man ehn.
Me: ok, back to business, the aim of me being here today is for you to give me feed back.
Funke: feed back? I don’t understand….
Me: you don’t understand? You said I should give you are week so you can meditate on whether to be my girlfriend or not na, have you forgotten?
Funke : ohhhh, this boy ehnnn. I I I………
Me: you what? Speak up na.
Funke : never mind, I will give you feed back when you want to return home.
Me: no na, why not now?
Funke : ok, ye yes, I will be your girlfriend.
Me: wow, I can’t believe.
I moved close to her, then hugged her as a sign of appreciation. We spent like a minute in the hugging then hugging turned to kissing, before I Know, we both fell on the bed and we started…………………………………………………..