My Father’s Fiancee - S01 E05

1 month ago

[ A Sex spoon with Funke ]

Father : Hello 👋, who’s on the line?

But auspicious for me, she aborted the call instantly, I guessed she noticed my father’s voice. And I was a little bit relieved .

Father : yes yes, I said it,,, the girl aborted the call because she noticed that it wasn’t your voice.

Me: Did the person speaks with you at all?

Father : not at all, I said she aborted it.

Me: then why did you come to the conclusion that the caller must be female?

Father : I know na, why won’t I know, had it being it was your class mate or your mother, they would asked of you and not aborting The call.

Me: I don’t know ooo.

Father : You won’t know na, but one day I will catch both of you, now take your phone…

I took the phone, washed my hands then heads straight to my room.

Then followed by soliloquy:

” chaiii!!, casala for done burst today oo, I warned this girl not to call me but I will call her instead but she wouldn’t listen, thank God she played the game in a smart way by aborting the call instantly” I soliloquises.

****** Several days later*************

I was on my way to my Mother’s house in the village one day with one of my dad’s car without his intention and i met a beautiful girl on the road going to a river, I passed her by initially then I reversed to her then I wined down the glass.

Me: hello, young lady, may I help you with a lift?

She: not at all, thank you, where am going is not far from here, I will trek.

Me: but why? I just wanna help you. Just come into the car ( I said while opening the car’s door)

She: I said I will trek.

Me: the sun is very intense and is not good for a young fair lady like you. Just come in.

She: hmmmmm.

She agreed after convincing her with my sugar coated mouth.

The following where ensued between us in the car. Shared on whatsapp by Martino.

Me: hmmm, girls ehnnn, do you think I want to use you for ritual? Do you think am a ritualist?

She: not at all, I was just being afraid for nothing.

Me: hmmm, am not a bad person, my mother is from this village while my father is from another village called ” Adula”. You might know my mother, she’s Janet by name, she sells somewhere around Chief ochigbo house. She’s just a petty trader..

She: oooh! Mama Grace?

Me: yeah, mama Grace, she’s my mother, do you know her too well.

She: yes, very well, she’s my regular customer.

Me: OK, nice then. May I know more about you.

She: why?

Me: nothing, just to know.

She: hmmm, OK, am Angela by name, am 17 years old and I abode in this village. That’s all for now.

Me : wow, what a nice name, Angela.

Angela : thank you.

Me: you are welcome, am Peter by name, am 18 years old…..

Angela : wow, you are a year older than me.

Me: ohh, yeah yeah. Do you have a phone?

Angela : yes I have, why asking?

Me: ohhh, calm down now, can you please give me your contact if you don’t mind.

Angela : no! I don’t give my contact to strangers.

Me: but am not a stranger, I have told you who I am. Just give me your contact…

Angela : OK, let me have your phone.

I quickly gave her my phone and she put her contact.

I dropped her, then bade her good bye when I reached her destination. And I told her that I would call her on phone later then.

The following day was on Sunday, so I dressed up like an Ajebor pikin then head straight to Funke’s house because she told me to pay her a visist.

Immediately I stepped into her compound, she ran to me and gave me a hot hug.

We exchanged pleasantries then entertainment follows.

Me: happy Sunday ooo.

Funke : same to you.. How are you doing?

Me: am managing…

Funke : managing kee?.

Me: lol , enjoying….

Funke : hmmmmm, so you still have the guts to visit me today again right?

Me: lol ,, am sorry ma.

Funke: ma kee? Am your mate oo.

Me: hmmmmm.

Funke: least I forgot, your father almost caught me the other day oo.

Me: ohhh, I can’t laugh. But you tried ooo, see how you just ended the call when you realized that I wasn’t the one who picked the call but my father.

Funke: haha, he questioned You right?

Me: very well, copious questions….

Funke : haha, that man ehn.

Me: ok, back to business, the aim of me being here today is for you to give me feed back.

Funke: feed back? I don’t understand….

Me: you don’t understand? You said I should give you are week so you can meditate on whether to be my girlfriend or not na, have you forgotten?

Funke : ohhhh, this boy ehnnn. I I I………

Me: you what? Speak up na.

Funke : never mind, I will give you feed back when you want to return home.

Me: no na, why not now?

Funke : ok, ye yes, I will be your girlfriend.

Me: wow, I can’t believe.

I moved close to her, then hugged her as a sign of appreciation. We spent like a minute in the hugging then hugging turned to kissing, before I Know, we both fell on the bed and we started…………………………………………………..

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