Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 77
Victory: I like your shirt.
Girl: thank you.
Victory: help me fetch water for my buckets, I dey come.
My twin brother ran after the girl, kept his two buckets with me. I hissed and took them with me to the tap, two women were arguing on whose turn to fetch.
So immature, Favour said goodnight to me and carried her bucket home, I sat on my buckets and watched the two women argue and argue until one of them finished fetching and the other set her bucket also..
It reached my turn and I filled the four buckets turn by turn waiting for my brother, I was the only one in the tap.
He later came after I was done fetching.
Victory: that girl sabi shakara sha…
Me: she no even tell you her name.
Victory: he hiss na name I go chop?
Me: she fit don marry na.
Victory: no talk that thing again, the journey still continues.
I laugh sha… We carried our buckets filled with water inside our house. I took my bath and slept off.
The ringing tone of my phone woke me up, I stared at the screen and saw the caller ID- Anita. I picked the call.
Me: hello.
Anita’s voice: good morning.
Me: morning.
Anita’s voice: no vex about yesterday, I been dey with my mother.
Me: okay.
Anita’s voice: you still dey vex?
Me: no.
Anita’s voice: I go come visit you today.
Me: when you wan come?
Anita’s voice: around twelve.
Me: flash me when you dey come.
Anita’s voice: no problem.
What if Victory come today come meet this babe here, na war be that oh. I come dial Victory number to confirm if she go get chance. She picked the call.
Me: hello sweetheart.
Victory’s voice: good morning, baby.
Me: morning oh, how was your night?
Victory’s voice: fantastic, yours?
Me: missing you, you nodey by my side.
Victory’s voice: eyaaa! Come marry me so that I godey your side.
Me: I chuckle will you come and see me today?
Victory’s voice: I no sure, am going to the market today.
Me: no problem, in case you change your mind. Call me when you wan come, I no godey house.
We talked about few irrelevant talks until that ho-rny MTN lady voice warn me say call no be free..
I got up from my bed and stretched myself, my morning boner just dey harass my boxer anyhow Coolval stories.
I waka enter bathroom go release some fuel from my p---k, I swept the whole house and the room while my brother was on the bed.
I took my brush and cleaned my mouth, had my bath and came out of the hous with money in my pocket. I waka come out of the gate, the moment I turned to the other street. A voice called me behind… I turned and saw Anita.
Me: my wife you look gorgeous.
Anita: smiling thank you.
Me: don’t forget to come oh!
Anita: I won’t.
She ran back to were she was and I continued my search for where they will sell egg three one hundred naira.
I saw Favour buying something from the shop, I been wan turn run go back but she don sight me.
Favour: where you dey go na?
Me: I forget something.
Favour: my change nkor.
Seller: take am.
Favour: thank you.
Me: you just dey fine these days Favour, wetin be the secret?
Favour: you wan laugh me or wetin?
Me: no na, why I go laugh beautiful gal like you?
Favour: I dey come ona house today.
She said and started walking away, which kind yawa be this na?
Me: which day?
Favour: infact now sef..
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